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tis the season to be jolly. so you can all kiss my black ass

Don't be a Scrooge, TC!

Oh, wait - nevermind, go ahead.

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So...is this your subtle way of saying you want an anal bleaching kit for Xmas??? :p

126 guests you all know what you can do. thats right plant a big smooch right here.

^^^Next time my inlaws come over here, I'm inviting you.

Aren't your inlaws German, Spart? Tell them to pucker up!

^^^hahaha I think that's my one sister-in-law. Wait -- maybe it's both.

120 guests the line forms to the left, pucker up.

please wait your turn. no pushing or shoving.

123 guests please use chap stick. i am getting chapped ass.

wow 150 guests and my ass is all puckered up.

You love this, don't you?

I want him in charge of the reception line at my daughter's wedding.

"You can all just line up and kiss my black ass. No pushing, please...one at a time."

114 guests you are all cordially invited to fvck your self, but please don't forget to kiss my black ass on your way out.thank you.