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Bman 09-30-2007 10:52 PM

You are now
 
Aware of your tongue
You are now breathing manually
You are now blinking rapidly.

brightpearl 10-01-2007 07:43 AM

you are now accepting callers for this beautiful pendant keychain

T.I.P. 10-01-2007 09:18 AM

you are now thinking about pink lettuce and hairball soup

12"razormix 10-01-2007 04:06 PM

you are now
becoming
very unbecomingly so
what became
you
before
you became
who you are
now

Brynn 10-01-2007 10:19 PM

as you listen to my voice, you are now becoming very sleeeeeepy....

Shay 10-01-2007 11:15 PM

You are now a character in my head.

brightpearl 10-02-2007 08:19 PM

you are now with 20% more noodles

Anna 10-02-2007 08:20 PM

you are now two for one

T.I.P. 10-03-2007 08:31 AM

you are now completely relaxed and you feel like saying your bank account numbers out loud

lukkucairi 10-03-2007 11:39 AM

you are now completely submissive to my mind control techniques.

brightpearl 10-03-2007 01:38 PM

you are now free to move about the cabin

Odbe 10-04-2007 12:06 AM

You are now entering the pit.

Anna 10-04-2007 03:00 AM

you are now there and back again

Coffee 10-04-2007 06:34 AM

You are now softer, less irritating, and 30% more absorbent.

lukkucairi 10-04-2007 11:24 AM

you are now, and always have been, my favorite.

brightpearl 10-06-2007 06:48 PM

you are now very slightly older than before

Hyakujo's Fox 10-16-2007 09:42 AM

you are now the happy owner of the world's finest electric frypan

Tunesmith 10-16-2007 03:31 PM

You are now wondering what the real meaning of this sentence is.

Veruki 10-18-2007 05:17 PM

You are now filled with an indescribable passion.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-24-2007 11:46 PM

You are now simply reflecting your culture's values.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-24-2007 11:47 PM

You are now reading too much into this.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-24-2007 11:50 PM

You are now left intentionally blank.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-24-2007 11:52 PM

You are now disappointed with this one.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-24-2007 11:53 PM

You are now already thinking of another thread.

Jack Flanders 10-25-2007 12:56 AM

You are now Spookie!!!

T.I.P. 10-25-2007 04:01 PM

you are now thinking of a green lawnmower.

lapietra 10-25-2007 04:49 PM

you are now preferred by great chefs.

lapietra 10-25-2007 04:51 PM

you are now shutting down due to an unrecoverable error. :eek:

Angry Kid Hoyt 10-25-2007 05:20 PM

You are now a registered member of the NRA.

Anna 10-26-2007 03:56 AM

you are now my best friend.

lapietra 10-26-2007 03:01 PM

you are now sighing over people who have nothing better to do with their time than post spam to a perfectly nice bulletin board.

lapietra 10-29-2007 12:11 PM

you are now sitting with a towel wrapped around you post-shower procrastinating getting ready for work.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-30-2007 07:41 AM

you are now experiencing technical difficulties

Hyakujo's Fox 10-30-2007 07:52 AM

you are now hiring

Odbe 10-30-2007 03:59 PM

you are now reading a thread written in second person

lukkucairi 10-30-2007 09:48 PM

you are now reconsidering your use of colloquialism

Tunesmith 10-30-2007 11:06 PM

you are now wondering whether you are really doing what this statement tells you to do.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-30-2007 11:46 PM

you are now incapable of consistently asserting the truth of this statement. ;)

Hyakujo's Fox 10-30-2007 11:49 PM

you are now, as you write this sentence, having doubts over whether it is actually referring to you

Anna 11-03-2007 04:12 AM

you are now you


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