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brightpearl 03-04-2008 10:33 PM

urgent shaving questions
 
thanks for the idea, tunes :D

I'm in the market for a new look, and I think a righteous beard might be just the trick. I'm having trouble getting it to grow, however. I've heard that if you shave, the hair grows back thicker...?

This is what I'm going for:

brightpearl 03-04-2008 10:34 PM

I think I might be able to grow this kind, but what sort of razor should one use?

lukkucairi 03-04-2008 10:48 PM

^ erm...a laser-guided one?


Hyakujo's Fox 03-04-2008 11:37 PM

URGENT ADVICE REQUIRED
 
I've got a nasty burr in the left muttonchop and have booked to dine at Brannigan's tonight with a very special lady. I'm a strict traditionalist so laser guided assistance is out of the question!

HEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!

lukkucairi 03-05-2008 12:22 AM

try this:



I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods :)

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.

Tunesmith 03-05-2008 01:10 AM

(aw, now I don't have to be an internet operative! thanks, pearly! :D )

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So I'm a "long-time wisher, first-time grower" (:) ) and I recently saw an enlightening statistic that suggested that females are, ah...erm...attracted to men with facial hair. :o

So, me being slightly "challenged" when it comes to the "dating pool" as they say, I was wondering if any senior mustachio'd men could give me any tips. My goal is this bad boy, but I could settle for something a bit less brazen.

Thanks,

MustacheMan212

Tunesmith 03-05-2008 01:22 AM

pearly:

I've always thought of you as more of a



Y'know, something that just screams "I am beard, hear me roar!"

I can't help noticing interesting parallels between your future facial hair and the Saguaro Cactus, though:



I would trim liberally to remove any confusion. Unless you go for that kind of thing.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-05-2008 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukkucairi (Post 379447)
try this:



I hear they sell it in your neck of the woods :)

if that's still too contemporary, you could just use a lump of soft beeswax.

Frankly I'm offended. And where are the moderators in all this. I'm going back to the beard board. Another opportunity missed ze frank! :mad:

Odbe 03-05-2008 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 379440)
thanks for the idea, tunes :D

:eek: This is way too much after the tentacle pr0n discussion.

Frieda 03-11-2008 07:09 AM



this is bertus, bouncer guy at the pub i used to go to

brightpearl 03-11-2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox (Post 379469)
Frankly I'm offended. And where are the moderators in all this. I'm going back to the beard board. Another opportunity missed ze frank! :mad:

You Ozzies are so sensitive about your nads.

Angry Kid Hoyt 03-11-2008 11:12 AM



You would look nice styled thusly, I feel.

(and, yes, that is ear hair)

Brynn 03-11-2008 01:12 PM

the mustache? Impeccably trimmed, of course!
personally, i like a nicely kept chin.

Brynn 03-19-2008 01:44 AM

^I'm going to go to the threadkiller thread now. I got my mojo workin'.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-19-2008 01:58 AM

^thanks for the bump

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 380668)
You Ozzies are so sensitive about your nads.

:o


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