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Max Power 11-14-2002 09:32 PM

1. Terry had just got a new box

amanda 11-14-2002 10:49 PM

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox

AllegroNg 11-14-2002 11:01 PM

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down

ransom 11-15-2002 02:00 AM

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down
4. look at his frown

amanda 11-15-2002 11:00 AM

1. Terry had just got a new box
2. to sit on while eating his lox
3. The box broke down
4. look at his frown
5. reaching all the way to his socks

ransom 11-15-2002 01:26 PM

1. My what a big head i got

Deviate 11-15-2002 02:17 PM

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot

dinzdale 11-15-2002 02:39 PM

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?

JudyPatooty 11-15-2002 03:17 PM

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?
4. Will it grow any more?

ransom 11-15-2002 03:34 PM

1. My what a big head i got
2. I worry about it a lot
3. Will it fit through this door?
4. Will it grow any more?
5. who cares as long as i'm hot!

oldsoul2002 11-15-2002 05:58 PM

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.

catbelly 11-15-2002 06:00 PM

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.

ransom 11-15-2002 06:04 PM

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose

zenbabe 11-15-2002 06:38 PM

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose
4. But that is how the story goes

AllegroNg 11-15-2002 08:27 PM

1. I went to town to buy some shoes.
2. Before I left, I sniffed some glue.
3. the glue got stuck in my nose
4. But that is how the story goes
5. When I sneeze I get stuck to you.

oldsoul2002 11-15-2002 08:45 PM

1. Before I leave i have to say

kittykatkarma 11-16-2002 05:24 AM

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play

amanda 11-16-2002 08:46 AM

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are

JudyPatooty 11-16-2002 02:32 PM

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are
4. Gathering ze-monkeys from afar

ransom 11-16-2002 03:06 PM

1. Before I leave i have to say
2. Thank you Ze for letting us play
3. What a good webmaster you are
4. Gathering ze-monkeys from afar
5. am making us cry tears of joy like tammie fay

beckstra 11-16-2002 05:42 PM

1.a crab in a bucket is nice

oldsoul2002 11-16-2002 08:28 PM

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice

AllegroNg 11-16-2002 09:11 PM

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws

beckstra 11-16-2002 10:09 PM

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws
4. Give appropriate pause

AllegroNg 11-17-2002 10:53 AM

1. A crab in a bucket is nice
2. So is coconut steamed rice
3. I pull off the claws
4. Give appropriate pause
5. The crabs have a limp - oh how nice!

JudyPatooty 11-17-2002 07:19 PM

1. Crocodile tears are so fake

ransom 11-17-2002 08:29 PM

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake.

zenbabe 11-17-2002 09:08 PM

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes

amanda 11-18-2002 11:19 AM

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes
4. so we'll pull off the face of bealeblues

(sorry mate, nothing against you- it just rhymed) ;)

AllegroNg 11-18-2002 06:42 PM

1. Crocodile tears are so fake
2. but i'll play for posterity's sake
3. their skin makes excellent shoes
4. so we'll pull off the face of bealeblues
5. and give him/her a bit of a shake!


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oldsoul2002 11-19-2002 06:20 AM

1. When Sally met Sue,

JudyPatooty 11-19-2002 05:35 PM

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"

zenbabe 11-19-2002 07:38 PM

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch

AllegroNg 11-19-2002 08:10 PM

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch
4. And flirted a bunch

helenly 11-22-2002 09:16 PM

1. When Sally met Sue,
2. She said, "How do you do?"
3. When they went out to lunch
4. And flirted a bunch
5. Their romance was sapphic, but true.

nycwriters 11-22-2002 11:05 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg

zenbabe 11-22-2002 11:28 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg

nycwriters 11-22-2002 11:29 PM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped

JudyPatooty 11-23-2002 02:19 AM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop

oldsoul2002 11-23-2002 07:57 AM

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop
5. so she married a *quad'ie named greg

*(as in quadrapalegic)->spelling?


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