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Klynne 11-09-2003 06:28 PM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
And bust out the PANTS
While singing The Rock of Ages

nycwriters 11-09-2003 07:11 PM

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix

nycwriters 11-09-2003 07:15 PM

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,

Klynne 11-09-2003 07:17 PM

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of The Matrix?

nycwriters 11-09-2003 07:17 PM

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,

Klynne 11-09-2003 07:24 PM

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?

rapscalious rob 11-09-2003 08:29 PM

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute

Audreyvgs 11-09-2003 09:53 PM

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute
if help is en route

Klynne 11-10-2003 06:16 PM

Oh dear, there's a glitch in the Ze-trix,
Have I been thrown into the world of the Matrix?
A three-fingered salute
if help is en route
would you mind if I borrowed your blistix?

Klynne 11-10-2003 06:38 PM

The rain hadn't been here for ages
But it will come again according to sages
If we all do that dance
Where we take off our pants
And release animals from their cages

here you go Lapietra:)

maychorian 11-10-2003 09:05 PM

I think I missed all the excitement

Audreyvgs 11-10-2003 11:57 PM

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment

Klynne 11-11-2003 02:00 AM

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being

Coffee 11-11-2003 05:53 PM

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being
and good thing that I wasn't seeing,

nycwriters 11-11-2003 08:28 PM

I think I missed all the excitement
but that might be some kind of indictment
A testement to my well being
and good thing that I wasn't seeing,
But maybe I missed the enlightenment

Klynne 11-11-2003 08:51 PM

There was once a tree hugger I knew

funkytuba 11-11-2003 09:09 PM

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew

Klynne 11-11-2003 09:35 PM

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might

zenbabe 11-11-2003 09:37 PM

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might
To fight the good fight

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 01:40 AM

There was once a tree hugger I knew
who was also a hassidic jew
Try as he might
To fight the good fight
the jew that I knew ate pork, too

zenbabe 11-12-2003 02:00 AM

My husband has just gone to sleep

Coffee 11-12-2003 02:00 AM

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep.

zenbabe 11-12-2003 02:05 AM

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 02:08 AM

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night
just like a light

zenbabe 11-12-2003 02:10 AM

My husband has just gone to sleep
his breathing has gotten quite deep
He is out for the night
just like a light
So I guess I can hang with you, right?

zenbabe 11-12-2003 02:11 AM

ah crap...

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 02:14 AM

Wouldnt that be,

So I guess I can hang with you, creep!

:D

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 02:15 AM

or peep, if you want to inflame the princess....

zenbabe 11-12-2003 02:18 AM

peeps!!

zenbabe 11-12-2003 02:19 AM

So we really don't have it so bad

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 02:26 AM

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid

zenbabe 11-12-2003 02:51 AM

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 03:05 AM

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes
and checks of all types

zenbabe 11-12-2003 03:13 AM

So we really don't have it so bad
at least we don't have to wear plaid
I prefer stars and stripes
and checks of all types
and as long as the bank says their not bad!

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 09:36 AM

Please close your mouth while you chew

jaymirror 11-12-2003 10:06 AM

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new

chuckie egg 11-12-2003 10:21 AM

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out

Audreyvgs 11-12-2003 10:57 AM

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out
causing food strewn about

jaymirror 11-12-2003 01:05 PM

Please close your mouth while you chew
your denture looks not so new
it may just fall out
causing food strewn about
calling for our guests to spew

funkytuba 11-12-2003 03:49 PM

This coffee's exceedingly bitter


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