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lukkucairi 12-22-2011 02:57 PM

in hell, your editor tells you to cut 700 words and gives you a half hour to do it in.

Marcus Bales 12-23-2011 11:36 PM

In hell your daddy tells you he's got a brand new bag.

Coffee 01-02-2012 06:28 PM

In hell that cute girl you have a crush on keeps texting to you that she wants to have lunch, but she never has time for it.

Marcus Bales 01-04-2012 06:43 PM

In hell that geeky guy keeps texting to ask you out to lunch

Brynn 03-20-2012 10:30 PM

In hell, all the nectarines are way past mushy, all the time.

Coffee 03-21-2012 02:09 AM

In hell you have to wake up 3 hours early for work, to go sit around all day on standby.

Marcus Bales 03-21-2012 04:47 PM

In hell you always have another hour to go before the garage is cleaned out

Brynn 03-21-2012 09:47 PM

In hell the feces on your long-haired white cat never quite clears his hindquarters.

Marcus Bales 03-24-2012 10:05 AM

In hell the feces on yoour long-haired white cat that never quite clears his hindquarters always ends up on your mother-in-law's lap after she exclaims over how friendly he was to jump up to be petted.

Frieda 05-20-2012 06:52 AM

in hell, your 18 euro fancy schmancy nailpolish chips within 2 hours.

Marcus Bales 05-21-2012 03:15 PM

In hell you can have all the pain medication you want -- but it doesn't work.

Frieda 10-26-2012 11:04 AM

In hell, your computer will reboot just when you least expect it

Hyakujo's Fox 11-03-2012 08:15 PM

In hell, you will always decide to give the devil one more chance.

Frieda 08-03-2013 04:05 AM

In hell, just when you can really use some sleep, there's a guy with an angle grinder waking you up on irregular intervals.

Coffee 08-04-2013 01:06 PM

In hell you always get assigned the shitty jobs because you aren't a whiner.


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