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Odbe 06-18-2008 06:21 AM

in hel evryting u hav 2 reed iz ritten bi 12yrolds on msn

Odbe 06-18-2008 06:22 AM

^ Wait, that's not a subtle torment.

Frieda 06-18-2008 06:43 AM

in hell, the pharmacy always gives you the wrong medication

YsaPur EsChomuw 06-18-2008 08:04 AM

^ And no wonder, because in hell there're no prescriptions. Instead, you've got to mime your problems in the pharmacy and they guess. Because you're not allowed to speak, it's quite difficult to get the right meds for e.g. constipation or diarrhea.

treekisser 06-24-2008 10:55 AM

No need. In hell, there is no remedy for diarrhea or constipation. Collectively, they constitute the national sport.

trisherina 06-25-2008 01:41 AM

In Hell, you never know what's going to happen.

Marcus Bales 06-25-2008 01:45 AM

In Hell, you know exactly what's going to happen -- and then it happens exactly that way

YsaPur EsChomuw 06-25-2008 01:01 PM

In hell there is no chocolate.

treekisser 06-25-2008 03:16 PM

...only devil's food.

Hyakujo's Fox 06-26-2008 08:24 AM

in hell there's always something good on tv

lukkucairi 06-26-2008 09:25 AM

in hell, there is no tea.

Coffee 06-28-2008 10:04 PM

In hell you can't remember your name
'Cause there is one there to give you mo' pain

treekisser 07-01-2008 06:12 PM

In hell, someone else is always using the only bathroom.

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-01-2008 09:15 PM

In hell, people have names like: It, And, Has, Or, To, etc., so any time they overhear a conversation, they shudder several times, because they think they're being called upon to answer for something terrible they had done, even though they have no idea what it is.

brightpearl 07-01-2008 09:36 PM

In hell, we always have little popcorn kernel skins stuck between our teeth.

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