Does anyone remember"Underalls"?

Hovercraft.

What's you favorite word beginning with h and ending with t?

All the zemonkeys

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The plague.

What do you wish on your coworkers at least once every fifteen minutes?


Cambodian ambassadors

What's the punchline for an extremely tasteless joke?


Mediocrity.

What are you most afraid of?



Yure nagara ashi wo ukase...

Kono itami wo masu yoru ni onaji kotoba wo kurikaeshi
Yure nagara sora ni ashi wo ukasete

Oozora ni ukabeta omoide no naka de
Boku wo mitsumeta anata ha hohoende
Saigo made ude wo nobashi usurete iku koe ha
Ima wo mitsumeru koto wo inotte

how do you say "this is yummy" in japanese?


little wings

What are those on your back?

Britney Fvcking Spears!!

who broke your heart?


junior high school

When is the last appropriate time (if there ever is one) to form cliques?

pixellation

What do you call it when Pixies get really happy.


French fries.

What not to eat if you want to maintain your weight?

Cold showers.

What is a poor substitute for good exercise?

Bat urine.

What's making the sky so dark today?

Impossible!

Did you know that 98% of stastitics are made up on the spot?


a smear of chartreuse paint