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Audreyvgs 11-28-2003 02:31 AM

What would you regret shooting if you had to walk 4 miles back to the car with it?

financially embarrassed.

lapietra 11-28-2003 03:33 AM

What do you call someone who's had the pants sued off 'em?

Gotta pee!!!

agentsmith 11-28-2003 04:15 AM

what must you do right now?

toooootsie roll.

Klynne 11-28-2003 09:18 PM

What made me lose my temporary crown?

I give up.

lapietra 11-30-2003 09:06 PM

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

A buttered roll and a box of colored pencils.

Coffee 11-30-2003 09:18 PM

How do you keep a small child of TV watching age entertained for 5 nanoseconds.

A five dollar bill.

lapietra 11-30-2003 09:59 PM

What seems like an infinite fortune to a small child of TV watching age?

Fish farts.

malina 11-30-2003 11:55 PM

what makes a nice, thoughtful cd to give to your future mother-in-law for christmas?

a radish and dip

lapietra 12-01-2003 01:19 AM

What does the zeboard call Moel and his jacuzzi?


maychorian 12-02-2003 12:48 AM

What is the name of a fruit-flavoried tootsie roll and tubeless socks?

No wait, those are Frooties.

zenbabe 12-02-2003 01:54 AM

So did you just answer your own question?

I hope this meat doesn't make me sick...it smells kinda funny...

fodder 12-02-2003 04:05 AM

How is your hamburger steak?

Well, it's your fault.

Audreyvgs 12-02-2003 09:13 AM

What did the seismologist say to California?

loose teeth.

lapietra 12-02-2003 06:27 PM

What, if you dream about it often enough, is a sign that your psychic toast is face-down on the proverbial carpet?

Along the way.

maychorian 12-02-2003 06:37 PM

Where did you find that collection of shiny door knobs?

Lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of sweetheart candies.

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