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Tunesmith 06-16-2007 02:28 PM

could you give me an example of a suggestive statement, craig?

she just walks back and forth, staring ahead.

craig johnston 06-16-2007 02:48 PM

what's condi doing these days?

jimmy carter

Marcus Bales 06-16-2007 03:04 PM

Who's the man Judith Exner said she most regretted not sleeping with?

The Staten Island Ferry

Veruki 06-17-2007 12:20 AM

So where was it excatly you lost her panties?

That wasn't a venus fly trap.

funkytuba 06-21-2007 02:06 PM

What did the trapped bear say to the botanist hunter about to shoot him?

No, really. It's *tea*. Not anything else. Really.

craig johnston 06-21-2007 04:17 PM

what's in that package you just got from frieda?

throbbing and pulsating in the most thrilling way imaginable

Marcus Bales 06-21-2007 04:38 PM

When I turn this knob on the amplifier, what happens to the woofer?

That's the best I can do.

craig johnston 06-21-2007 04:44 PM

so, what are we going to do for the other
59 minutes and 30 seconds you paid for?

i really had no other choice

Marcus Bales 06-21-2007 04:56 PM

Do you realize that that was quicker and less satisfactory even than Marcus Bales?

Coke. No, Pepsi. Wait, Coke. Pepsi. No, Coke. Coke.

funkytuba 06-21-2007 10:32 PM

While you're waiting, would you care for a soft drink or a solid carbonaceous material derived from destructive distillation of low-ash, low-sulfur bituminous coal?

Angsty dulcimers repealing preposterously unverified ordinances.

Jack Flanders 06-22-2007 01:50 AM

So, Sir, your massive headache is because of....?

Yes, Officer, I was sort of going too fast - you were scaring my dog.

Marcus Bales 06-22-2007 07:09 AM

You call that a dog?

I got pig iron, I got pig iron, I got all pig iron.

funkytuba 06-22-2007 02:51 PM

So, Leadbelly, what'd you get when Lonnie Donegan made a hit with your song?

Another damn 2 stamp.

Marcus Bales 06-22-2007 03:29 PM

What'd you get when you put in your $.02?

George Carlin

Veruki 06-23-2007 02:15 AM

Who did you say your child learned his first word from?

Not now, go away.

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