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Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 04:01 PM

Were you thinking about me?

It was on fire.

nycwriters 04-26-2004 04:03 PM

What happened to your pants again? ;)

Rendered speechless.

daverbee 04-26-2004 06:17 PM

What is George Bush's usual response when confronted with a question he isn't expecting?

Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme.

Avalon 04-26-2004 06:25 PM

What are those herbs that Simon and Garfunkle are so crazy about?

The Animaniacs

Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 07:04 PM

Who do moel and fodder remind you of?

Step in time.

Aphrodite 04-26-2004 07:12 PM

What do Chimney sweeps sing on rooftops?

Put it in the bank.

Spicy Jack 04-26-2004 07:58 PM

What did you call that last move of yours?

Over my head.

daverbee 04-26-2004 08:06 PM

Why can't you reach stuff on the top shelf?

Cat puke.

funkytuba 04-26-2004 08:27 PM

What does the dog like best, next to baby poop?

I'm really very tired of that.

Klynne 04-26-2004 09:13 PM

Why won't you answer my question, do you prefer boxers, briefs, or manties?

Shaken not stirred.

Aphrodite 04-26-2004 09:33 PM

What is the meanest way to wake you up in the morning?

A guitar riff.

lapietra 04-27-2004 03:43 PM

What does Eddie Van Halen's snoring sound like?

Lots and lots and lots and lots of flowers.

Spicy Jack 04-27-2004 04:07 PM

Whats a sure way to get a girl to swoon?

Its in my backpack.

daverbee 04-27-2004 04:44 PM

Did you bring the first aid kit?

Not yet, but soon...soon.

lapietra 04-27-2004 04:46 PM

Are you ready with your urine sample yet, Mr. Daverbee?

It is a womens' issue.

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