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Hyakujo's Fox 05-10-2004 07:24 AM

Do you wear that same pair of underpants everyday?

Buried in a box in the garden, inside an envelope labelled "Beware of the penguin".

weissenflatz 05-10-2004 08:42 AM

Where did you hide that note, with the penguin warning?

Because half-hard will do too!

daverbee 05-10-2004 10:28 AM

What's a good reason to take a half pill of Viagra?

Don't leave home without it.

weissenflatz 05-10-2004 11:54 AM

Mum, should I wear a hat today?

Because the streets are wet.

daverbee 05-10-2004 12:58 PM

Why are you wearing those rubber boots?


trisherina 05-10-2004 01:36 PM

What keeps pack a day grandma from having lung cancer?

Sometimes it's better you don't know.

daverbee 05-10-2004 04:04 PM

What did you do last night?

The pianoforte.

lapietra 05-10-2004 04:07 PM

What is one instrument that will very likely never be included in a marching band?

White-Out and a tiara.

dinzdale 05-10-2004 04:09 PM

What did you wear onstage last night La's?

Heavy duty underwear.

lapietra 05-10-2004 04:10 PM

What is Dinz hoping he'll get in his Christmas stocking this year (to replace his Manties)?

An empty box of Kleenex.

daverbee 05-10-2004 05:25 PM

What will Dinz use until Christmas?

Koolaid, and a school bus.

agentsmith 05-11-2004 12:37 AM

what was that horrible destucto robot made of?

GRAR now im mad! *flex flex*

weissenflatz 05-11-2004 05:37 AM

Hej Mr. Hulk, no knew I was joking, right?

Three fridges

daverbee 05-11-2004 03:40 PM

How did the Mustapha Brothers escape from Szegerely?

You'll probably find him in the Crazy Loquat Club.

weissenflatz 05-12-2004 05:34 AM

where's Beale?

I think I prefer the next answer.

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