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agentsmith 05-15-2004 08:55 PM

what did they pump out of your stomach besides those carkeys?

im not authorized for that, sorry.

funkytuba 05-15-2004 09:10 PM

Do you fnord see fnord anything funny fnord in this newsfnord paper?

Eleven pairs of shoes that are 1/2 size too small.

Avalon 05-15-2004 09:18 PM

All but one of our 12 kids is sitting still; how'd you manage that?

Tied to the tree in the front yard, ofcourse.

agentsmith 05-15-2004 09:30 PM

where is your gimp?

check that out!

funkytuba 05-15-2004 10:42 PM

Itchy the killer just came back from an extended rental... what should I do?

Sleep deprivation leading first to fatigue, then to hallucinations, and finally to unrecoverable psychosis.

agentsmith 05-15-2004 10:48 PM

what are the symptoms of not renting ichi the killer?

you say that now

weissenflatz 05-17-2004 06:52 AM

Honey, you don't have to swallow, you know?

I'd like mine mixed with honey

daverbee 05-17-2004 06:11 PM

Once she spits that out, whattya wanna do with it?

No, no, no, a thousand times no.

Aphrodite 05-17-2004 08:12 PM

Do you have to exagerate everything?

He said I had a nice...personality!

agentsmith 05-17-2004 09:14 PM

what did that man say after viewing your porno?

oh no you didnt!!!!!! *bitch slap*

Avalon 05-17-2004 09:25 PM

Did you know I saw your picture on America's Most Wanted?

14 sheep and a hot air balloon.

Klynne 05-17-2004 11:07 PM

What is JT's idea of a perfect date?

No, you keep your hands off that Mr.!!!!!

Gatsby 05-17-2004 11:37 PM

Is that cherry pie?

Warp speed, Dr. Zulu

weissenflatz 05-18-2004 06:04 AM

I have a dentist appointment. Can we go faster?

it takes two to tango

Audreyvgs 05-21-2004 11:25 AM

Can we three dance?

In a straight line please.

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