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weissenflatz 05-21-2004 11:38 AM

how do we apply for a visa?

two Martinis!

daverbee 05-21-2004 12:09 PM

What's for breakfast?

Three martinis.

laughingbuddha 05-21-2004 12:26 PM

Whats for lunch?

four martinis

Hyakujo's Fox 05-21-2004 12:32 PM

what's for dinner?

five martinis.

weissenflatz 05-21-2004 12:34 PM

Coffee, anyone?

6 martinis

laughingbuddha 05-21-2004 12:35 PM

Are you drunk?

seven martinis

Hyakujo's Fox 05-21-2004 12:43 PM

How many fingers am I holding up?

Eight martinis

laughingbuddha 05-21-2004 12:47 PM

Is that your hand or ur butt?


Hyakujo's Fox 05-21-2004 12:53 PM

What would you give this thread out of ten?

He tobogganed all the way.

laughingbuddha 05-21-2004 12:56 PM

Is that his 10th martini?

I see some flesh

weissenflatz 05-21-2004 01:08 PM

What do you think of Frieda's new underwear?

11 monkeys in a row

funkytuba 05-21-2004 01:13 PM

I need to put out a fire. How would you suggest I get the water from the lake?

A baker's dozen.

daverbee 05-21-2004 01:29 PM

What do you get when you have 12 bakers making 13 loaves of bread?

No, I don't think it'll matter that much.

weissenflatz 05-21-2004 01:33 PM

Will they see the difference if I drink 12 or 13 Martinis?

Pff. I'm full.

Gatsby 05-22-2004 07:25 PM

More liver & onions, Weissen?

abstract impressionism

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