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straymonk 06-21-2004 05:37 AM

Is my wife really in league with the butcher?

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

daverbee 06-21-2004 10:12 AM

Would you mind turning your head and coughing?

Sometimes you don't.

agentsmith 06-21-2004 12:29 PM

why did you kill poor richard simmons when he asked you if you felt like exercising with him?

you can do it! no wait, you cant....

daverbee 06-21-2004 12:40 PM

Wanna go climb Mt. Everest naked?

I suggest you use pipe clamps for that.

Clytie 06-21-2004 01:34 PM

what tool should i use for that job?

16 and ready for fun!

trisherina 06-21-2004 01:37 PM

What are you looking for in a woman?

I think you must be thinking of someone else.

agentsmith 06-21-2004 01:48 PM

arent you that person who suceeded in life?

really, im not sure......try asking my toaster....

weissenflatz 06-24-2004 10:16 AM

do I like my bread just slightly brown, or rather scorched?

Yeah, baby yeah!

daverbee 06-24-2004 10:18 AM

Mr. Powers, would you care for a shag?

Right after I finish this, I'll get to that.

imdrsmooth 06-24-2004 12:44 PM

Have you shaved that goat yet?

Wait, the cheese is purple.

weissenflatz 06-28-2004 09:49 AM

after stirring firmly, just add the blue cheese. Spicy can you hand me the cheese please?

these socks are smelly

Avalon 06-28-2004 10:49 AM

Why are you driving with your feet out the window?

the magic conch, Spongebob, and Patrick

daverbee 06-28-2004 10:55 AM

What are you calling that power trio you started with James Hetfield and Ginger Baker?

Chair legs.

Clytie 06-28-2004 11:54 AM

what is your super hero name?

twisted not screwed

weissenflatz 06-28-2004 01:26 PM

a girl to go with your drink; how would you like her?

Not in Santa Barbara.

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