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trisherina 07-17-2008 01:10 AM

In hell, it's always all about you.

trisherina 07-17-2008 01:30 AM

In hell your neighbours add a little baby deer to their other two adult deer lawn ornaments, and supplement the whole thing with an eight foot high white fountain, a large plastic shed, and a circular stone picnic table set.

Hyakujo's Fox 07-17-2008 02:55 AM

In hell, when you hear the word 'community', you think somebody must want something.

trisherina 07-17-2008 09:53 AM

In hell you go to bed wide-awake and wake up sleepy.

Hyakujo's Fox 07-17-2008 10:54 AM

In hell there's never an election but always a campaign.

treekisser 07-17-2008 12:24 PM

In hell, Nixon is still president.

Coffee 07-17-2008 12:34 PM

In hell the call of nature always sounds before the alarm clock.

lukkucairi 07-17-2008 01:22 PM

in hell, it's always 10 a.m. after a night of drinking.

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 01:39 PM

In jell it takes drugs and/or alcohol to be transported.

lukkucairi 07-17-2008 02:04 PM

in hell, you wake up in a warehouse mid- morning after an all night work session and realize all you have to drink is Pabst.

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 02:20 PM

In hell your father tells you that your Great Aunt owned one third controlling interest in Pabst Blue Ribbon Frewery but gave it to her church when she died.

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 02:22 PM

In hell all the children have to work 2-4 hours a fay tying ble ribbons on veer bottles (to keep them out of M I S C H I E F :)

lukkucairi 07-17-2008 02:52 PM

in hell, you are hung over at a café and your huevos rancheros never arrive

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 03:45 PM

In jell wen ladies get tojetjer in te parlor tey ave no clue ow to play bride cannot tink of anytin to say to eac oter and never lauj at all.

brightpearl 07-17-2008 05:24 PM

In hell the cat always wants out.


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