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zero 02-12-2009 11:19 AM

★ ¿ why are you late ? ★
 
i spent four hours climbing on top of the world's biggest aspirin

treekisser 02-12-2009 11:24 AM

Our goat ate my watch.

Frieda 02-12-2009 11:26 AM

i fell asleep sitting on the toilet

Coffee 02-12-2009 02:52 PM

Irritable bowel syndrome

Stephi_B 02-12-2009 03:12 PM

I, by accident, sat on the fast forward button of a time machine

Frieda 02-12-2009 08:00 PM

i was watching dr Phil

Frieda 02-12-2009 08:17 PM

and then i forgot to go to bed while posting on zefrank.com/bulletin_new

Hyakujo's Fox 02-12-2009 08:28 PM

I slept well.

MoJoRiSin 02-12-2009 09:21 PM

everything happens just as it is supposed to happen

Odbe 02-13-2009 06:06 AM

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

zero 02-13-2009 08:17 AM

i was doing an etching of beyoncé talking to a water spout

Stephi_B 02-13-2009 08:22 AM

Late is chic!

& early birds miss the beauty of deep night.

zero 02-13-2009 11:03 AM

i was auditioning for the part of "minnow face slippy lips" in the ladybird version of terminator salvation

treekisser 02-13-2009 02:06 PM

Why are you so damn early?!

12"razormix 02-13-2009 03:52 PM

i drank over a 1000 jars of tom ka gai paste last night for a bet and when i woke up this morning i was a higgs boson


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