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zero 06-30-2008 05:48 PM

.. or take a shower, wait until your hair is half dry, put paul mitchell superskinny serum into it and blowdry then in the morning put more of the serum into your hair.

messy bun or throwing it up in a ponytail is also very simple.

or you can wear curlers to bed and in the morning just do a few finishing touches. (hairspray, frizz serum, etc)

- kaffwinn@someforum

12"razormix 06-30-2008 06:15 PM


BOBBY: Hello. Which hair gel do you suggest for my hair type? "Virgin" or "Dirty Girl?"

zero 06-30-2008 06:29 PM

i can see your problem already. you really don't want to be using one of these as a hair care product.



having said that, i'm the last one to be giving advice on dealing with hair. you probably can't tell by looking at my avatar, but i suffer from some serious chromedomeia.

guy@somehairforum

12"razormix 06-30-2008 06:43 PM


so you got a toupee.
you look like a clown.
you wear a bad rug and it makes you so proud.
you had a chrome dome.
you wanted to die.
you've got no style and something to hide.

tonywiseguy@someparodysite

brightpearl 06-30-2008 08:51 PM

Everybody's got something to hide 'cept for me and my monkey.
~John Lennon

zero 07-01-2008 05:11 PM

Tarzan: Uguna. Strange sound in sky. Big. Far off.
Jane: I don't hear anything.
Tarzan: Tarzan hear. Cheetah hear. Elephant hear.
Boy: Now I hear it. Like a great wind coming.

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-02-2008 09:00 AM

+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

Terry Pratchett

Hyakujo's Fox 07-02-2008 09:31 AM

A crooked cucumber will do just fine.

~ Hmong metaphor

brightpearl 07-02-2008 01:31 PM

In reflecting on our problems, we should include ourselves.

~Shunryu Suzuki
Crooked Cucumber

12"razormix 07-02-2008 01:43 PM

nobody wants their problems solved. their dramas. their distractions. their stories resolved. their messes cleaned up. because what would they have left?

chuck palahniuk

zero 07-02-2008 03:09 PM

maybe it is time to upgrade to some tweaked XFCE version of slackware like zenwalk, vectorlinux, etc., but everything else is working ok.

thanks muchly for solving all my problems for me!

- unixlinuxforum.cow

Hyakujo's Fox 07-02-2008 10:42 PM

Okay, Morta. The Enterprise computer system is controlled by three primary main processor cores, cross-linked with redundant melacord-remastat 14-kiloquad interface modules. The core element is based on an FTL nanoprocessor with 25 bilateral kelalacterals. With 20 of those being slaved into the primary Heisentram terminals. Now, you know what a bilateral kelalacteral is?

~ Commander Riker

Marcus Bales 07-03-2008 09:47 AM

"Captain! The double-talk generators hae melted doon. We'll have tae obey the laws o' physics!"

--Scotty

12"razormix 07-03-2008 02:04 PM

naw amurny!

a.

zero 07-03-2008 02:24 PM

you have to understand that both neil and nonny are teuchters - they REALLY talk like that......... whereas i am a woman from edinburgh, therefore refined and genteel.

- jeannie scotforum.cow

trisherina 07-03-2008 08:31 PM

Beware of artists they mix with all classes of society and are therefore most dangerous.

Queen Victoria

zero 07-06-2008 03:48 PM

these days, damien hirst, the former enfant terrible of brit art, is more interested in fund-raising than hell-raising.

- the daily telegraph

12"razormix 07-06-2008 04:16 PM


the goal in life is to be solid, whereas the way that life works is totally fluid, so you can never actually achieve that goal.

damien hirst

zero 07-06-2008 04:30 PM

she's a river and she's turning in front of me
'cause when i find
my state of mind
the river's in front of me.

-sm

12"razormix 07-06-2008 04:36 PM


she is your friend
until the ocean breaks

sm

zero 07-06-2008 04:51 PM

BILL: The ocean? What ocean?

12"razormix 07-06-2008 05:24 PM


there are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.

herman melville

zero 07-06-2008 05:53 PM

Hank Moody: hey, cat stevens. c'mere, cat. come here.

Marcus Bales 07-06-2008 11:00 PM

Death is the mother of Beauty; hence from her, alone, shall come fulfillment to our dreams and our desires.

-- Wallace Stevens

trisherina 07-07-2008 12:42 AM

Nobody knows what you want except you. And nobody will be as sorry as you if you dont get it. Wanting some other way to live is proof enough of deserving it. Having it is hard work, but not having it is sheer hell.

-- Lillian Hellman

Hyakujo's Fox 07-08-2008 11:59 AM

Decisions, particularly important ones, have always made me sleepy, perhaps because I know that I will have to make them by instinct, and thinking things out is only what other people tell me I should do.

~ Lillian Hellman

zero 07-08-2008 02:20 PM

sorry, but i heart miracle whip - i cannot stand hellmans. yes, it is what i've grown up with. i have tried the other side, but still prefer my whip. *smile* sorry to the hellman's lovers, but they can have my share.

- wendy recipexchange.cow

12"razormix 07-08-2008 02:56 PM


whenever i found out anything remarkable, i have thought it my duty to put down my discovery on paper, so that all ingenious people might be informed thereof.

antonie van leeuwenhoek

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-08-2008 02:59 PM

A mayonnaise ad that shows two men kissing has been withdrawn from television after 200 viewers complained that it was offensive.

Times Online June 24, 2008

12"razormix 07-08-2008 03:18 PM

sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable.

lord chesterfield

zero 07-08-2008 03:30 PM

wahoo! everything is finally back in stock - we haven't changed the wording yet on the individual products but all women's knee-highs are back in stock!!

- sockittomesocks.cow

12"razormix 07-08-2008 03:36 PM


being a sex symbol is a heavy load to carry, especially when one is tired, hurt and bewildered.

marilyn monroe

zero 07-08-2008 04:29 PM


HANK: You, sir, are nothing but a low-rent smut hound, and you will delete my wife's feet from your Internet before she finds out what you've done with them!

lukkucairi 07-09-2008 12:16 PM

I do perceive here a divided duty.


Othello. ACT I Scene 3.

brightpearl 07-09-2008 02:40 PM

Today, no walls can separate humanitarian or human rights crises in one part of the world from national security crises in another. What begins with the failure to uphold the dignity of one life all too often ends with a calamity for entire nations.

~Kofi Annan

lukkucairi 07-10-2008 08:36 AM

we've always been at war with oceania

- 1984

zero 07-11-2008 01:50 PM

DELBERET GRADY: No sir, YOU are the caretaker. You've always been the caretaker. I ought to know: I've always been here.

Brynn 07-11-2008 08:28 PM

I am not so different in my history of abandonment from anyone else after all. We have all been split away from the earth, each other, ourselves.


Susan Griffin

zero 07-12-2008 02:30 PM

we are together, we are unified
we are together
we are together
we are together, we are unified
we are together
we are unified, because together we got power
apart we got power, we are together


- primal scream feat. jesse jackson

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-12-2008 04:34 PM

Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned...

William Butler Yeats: The Second Coming


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