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rmr 09-14-2005 12:54 PM

good for you max!!

it's good to have goals!!

Max Headroom 09-14-2005 12:57 PM

Thank you....

In other news I've been going to the gym a lot more these days...

Jack Flanders 09-14-2005 05:17 PM

holey moley batman! can't sing, can't dance, looks like you've got ants in your pants

surflugen 09-15-2005 04:07 PM

I came into work today to find this as my desktop background. Nice!

Smartypants 09-15-2005 06:19 PM

^^^ OMG, Audrey!! How the hell did you hack into Mark's computer?? :p

surflugen 09-15-2005 08:55 PM

Funny thing is, Audrey is the first person I thought of too.

Smartypants 09-15-2005 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saxifrage
I started this thread and even though I almost never post here anymore I still like come around and see how it is progressing. This is one of the most successful threads I have ever started on a message board. It's probably lasted so long because I don't post in it ;)

ROFL!!

smellyrayzin 09-15-2005 10:14 PM


Hermione 09-16-2005 01:30 AM

i love the show on vh1 with adrien and peter brady. good stuff

Jack Flanders 09-16-2005 02:42 AM

Greg: Marcia - need help with the breast exam? :cool: :cool: never mind you look happy .. happy .. happy oh sorry isn't that partridge family? omg blech
OMG it was the COWSILLS (wasn't it??) baarrff. :eek:

Hyakujo's Fox 09-16-2005 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smellyrayzin

okay, that's disturbing

craig johnston 09-16-2005 09:43 AM

This, from my favourite football site:

'I thinking for linking play build up face, Chrouch being very good is he. Also thinking for Joaquin playing very well for Betis. Thinking we should buying Jouquin get, because he would improving Liverpool more than any other players would getting in. Joaquin on right of winger, would scarying all of our opponents having dealing with him, ox-liking Gerrard, unprectable Garcia, fraekly Chrouch and pacyness Cisse. And we also having many option more defensive central midfielders playing both Sissoko mayby back up for Gerrard And we having also Hamann and Alonso both more anchorrole having both have. Therefore our footbaling gets better if we getting better players for right whinging our flank down the right side doing, cuz Joaquin is just that good.'

:D

Marcus Bales 09-16-2005 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston

'I thinking for linking play build up face, Chrouch being very good is he. Also thinking for Joaquin playing very well for Betis. Thinking we should buying Jouquin get, because he would improving Liverpool more than any other players would getting in. Joaquin on right of winger, would scarying all of our opponents having dealing with him, ox-liking Gerrard, unprectable Garcia, fraekly Chrouch and pacyness Cisse. And we also having many option more defensive central midfielders playing both Sissoko mayby back up for Gerrard And we having also Hamann and Alonso both more anchorrole having both have. Therefore our footbaling gets better if we getting better players for right whinging our flank down the right side doing, cuz Joaquin is just that good.'

Well, who can disagree with that?

craig johnston 09-16-2005 02:29 PM

well, if it means scarying all of our opponents i'm all for it.
whatever it is.
:)

dinzdale 09-16-2005 02:41 PM

Ah dey do doh dont dee doh.

Typical Mickey.

craig johnston 09-16-2005 03:15 PM

the ox-liking dinz
;)

JesusTitties 09-17-2005 03:26 AM


jasmina 09-19-2005 07:42 AM

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novelty 09-20-2005 12:01 PM


JesusTitties 09-20-2005 02:11 PM

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/091905/media.php?media=exam.wmv

Frieda 09-21-2005 11:43 AM

http://207.150.180.28/cache/contest/...play=photoshop

craig johnston 09-22-2005 09:32 AM


craig johnston 09-22-2005 09:27 PM



:eek:

trisherina 09-26-2005 05:02 PM

"Well, geesh. Don't they know something there about psychology, or psychiatry, or something?"

-- my puzzled dad

Frieda 09-28-2005 11:46 AM


Jack Flanders 09-30-2005 03:38 PM

here's something for all you ze monkeys[IMG]

you only need to open one attatchment they're the same image :D

Jack Flanders 09-30-2005 04:23 PM

[b]Become a Better Liar

1) First of all, minimize your lies.
-If you lie all the time. people will never believe you.

2) Try to cry while you're lying.
-Everyone believes someone who's crying.

3) Always swear to god.
-Not God with a "G"...you'll be punished severely! Little "g" god can mean
Zeus or Poseidon or Money.

4) Emphasize each word.
-(e.g. I....SWEAR....TO....gOD!!!)

5) Break something (a dish or vase)
-If you detect that the listener is even remotely doubting you.

6) Always say: "Ask so-and-so. They'll back me up on this."
-Be sure to name your best friend, though. Best friends always side with
you whether you're lying or not.

7) Plan out your lie ahead of time.
-Never ad lib, you'll stutter.

8) Never stutter!!

9) Don't take chances on lies that can be easily researched.

10) Stick to your lie NO MATTER WHAT!!!

11) Try going to law school.

You can make good money, too!

bealeblues 09-30-2005 04:48 PM

damn. i've only used #11. guess that's why i never get away with anything.

smellyrayzin 09-30-2005 06:49 PM


Jack Flanders 09-30-2005 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bealeblues
damn. i've only used #11. guess that's why i never get away with anything.

funny thing is i thought of you when i read this list.

Avalon 10-02-2005 03:08 PM

this pic always make me laugh

NimbleMarmoset 10-03-2005 05:11 PM

the definite answer

edited: to protect innocent eyes

Jack Flanders 10-03-2005 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NimbleMarmoset
the definite answer

edited: to protect innocent eyes

OMG!!! :D :D :D :D

He's kind of cute! I mean his face. ;)

priceyfatprude 10-04-2005 03:30 AM

Me, to Wolfgang: Get your furry little ass out here & poop!

My mom: Who are you talking to?

Me, stifling a laugh: The DOG!!!

Jack Flanders 10-04-2005 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NimbleMarmoset
the definite answer

edited: to protect innocent eyes

Looks like this got "covered up"!

trisherina 10-09-2005 01:24 PM

"John Joly of Dublin strenuously insisted well into the 1930s that the Earth was no more than eighty-nine million years old, and was stopped only then by his own death."

-- Bill Bryson

Frieda 10-12-2005 06:52 AM


trisherina 10-13-2005 01:37 AM

You may not feel outstandingly robust, but if you are an average-sized adult you will contain within your modest frame no less than 7 X 1018 joules of potential energy -- enough to explode with the force of thirty very large hydrogen bombs, assuming you knew how to liberate it and really wished to make a point.

-- Bill Bryson

xfox 10-13-2005 10:51 AM

Alcor in Phoenix for a good ol' fashion October creep feeling. Better to laugh!

NimbleMarmoset 10-13-2005 01:59 PM



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