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madasacutsnake 03-13-2006 06:02 AM

"My parents divorced when I was 5. The custody battle ended when I was 16. They are stilling fighting over "back child support." Ladies and Gentlemen, I just turned 29."

jasmina 03-13-2006 01:21 PM

Opening line of Hoovers' company profile on Masterfoods:

"Mars knows that chocolate sales are nothing to snicker at"

entropies 03-13-2006 04:36 PM

for today:
 
http://www.comics.com/comics/cowandb...-20060312.html

priceyfatprude 03-13-2006 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties

I love this one.

magdalen 03-14-2006 08:18 AM

My boyfriend phoned me this morning when I was in a meeting and just said "Hey, you know what, I am so glad your parents didn't name you Geesje." And then hung up. :D

JesusTitties 03-16-2006 10:55 PM


Jack Flanders 03-17-2006 12:02 AM

WTF was that? Captain Picard shooting a chubby Superboy?

ambo 03-17-2006 12:20 AM

Hehe, looks like two separate clips, one from STTNG, and the other I think from Goonies.

Jack Flanders 03-17-2006 12:34 AM

Hmm.

craig johnston 03-17-2006 06:43 AM


Jack Flanders 03-17-2006 03:09 PM

OMG that was so f-ing funny!!!!

trisherina 03-18-2006 02:45 AM

check out the scary pic of Demi Moore and brood

JesusTitties 03-18-2006 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Flanders
WTF was that? Captain Picard shooting a chubby Superboy?

dude judging by your posts, have you picked up a newspaper and/or seen a movie in the past ten years?

Jack Flanders 03-18-2006 02:55 AM

They have very scary eyes but check out Mariah's boobs!! BooM!

Jack Flanders 03-18-2006 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties
dude judging by your posts, have you picked up a newspaper and/or seen a movie in the past ten years?

Dud, I guess not. Well, I do read the paper every day, maybe not the movie section, but the current news. I don't go to the movie theatre that often because I can watch what I want on the telly or rent it.

craig johnston 03-18-2006 08:23 AM

so you've never seen the tit's fave movie?

'overweight nudists attacked by giant willies from mars' ?

count yourself lucky.

:rolleyes:

Marcus Bales 03-18-2006 09:05 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...640&pr=goog-sl

Hyakujo's Fox 03-18-2006 10:20 AM

let's just hope the people who decide on these new olympic sports don't see this

ambo 03-18-2006 01:25 PM

Chris Bliss is AWESOME !

JesusTitties 03-18-2006 02:27 PM


jasmina 03-19-2006 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JesusTitties
dude judging by your posts, have you picked up a newspaper and/or seen a movie in the past ten years?

Dude, the dude is a chick
Have you read this message board recently?
:)

madasacutsnake 03-19-2006 08:13 AM

http://cgi3.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI...d=netcatchers1

Jack Flanders 03-19-2006 01:45 PM

Ick!

12"razormix 03-20-2006 08:20 AM

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zero 03-20-2006 08:27 AM

12razomrix you're supposed to be proper :mad:

12"razormix 03-20-2006 08:28 AM

you wanna take it outside? :D

zero 03-20-2006 08:28 AM

i'm shattered :(

12"razormix 03-20-2006 08:32 AM

i fixed it :o

ps: you can kiss my arse now! :mad:

zero 03-20-2006 08:36 AM

x

thank you Your Properness :)

12"razormix 03-20-2006 08:39 AM

i have chocolate at my desk!

zero 03-20-2006 08:46 AM

for a living?

12"razormix 03-20-2006 09:01 AM

yes, i find selling chocolate covered almonds very rewarding! it's a change from the daily ho hum..

( i brought them to work since my neighbours started complaining )

zero 03-20-2006 09:04 AM

about the noise?

12"razormix 03-20-2006 09:33 AM

they didn't respond well to my door-to-door strategy ( maybe it was the singing )

zero 03-20-2006 09:39 AM

well how many times have i told you having chocolate is more of a desk job

12"razormix 03-20-2006 09:40 AM

i hat it when you're right!

zero 03-20-2006 09:43 AM

please don't hat me

i hat being hatted

12"razormix 03-20-2006 10:37 AM

IT

i hat IT!!!

( even though alex may have given it to you for christmas )

zero 03-20-2006 10:49 AM

:confused:

i love the hat he gave me for christmas

12"razormix 03-20-2006 10:54 AM

that's what you say now


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