"My parents divorced when I was 5. The custody battle ended when I was 16. They are stilling fighting over "back child support." Ladies and Gentlemen, I just turned 29."

Opening line of Hoovers' company profile on Masterfoods:

"Mars knows that chocolate sales are nothing to snicker at"

for today:
 

I love this one.

My boyfriend phoned me this morning when I was in a meeting and just said "Hey, you know what, I am so glad your parents didn't name you Geesje." And then hung up. :D

WTF was that? Captain Picard shooting a chubby Superboy?

Hehe, looks like two separate clips, one from STTNG, and the other I think from Goonies.

Hmm.

OMG that was so f-ing funny!!!!

dude judging by your posts, have you picked up a newspaper and/or seen a movie in the past ten years?

They have very scary eyes but check out Mariah's boobs!! BooM!

Dud, I guess not. Well, I do read the paper every day, maybe not the movie section, but the current news. I don't go to the movie theatre that often because I can watch what I want on the telly or rent it.

so you've never seen the tit's fave movie?

'overweight nudists attacked by giant willies from mars' ?

count yourself lucky.

:rolleyes:

let's just hope the people who decide on these new olympic sports don't see this

Chris Bliss is AWESOME !

Dude, the dude is a chick
Have you read this message board recently?
:)

Ick!

12razomrix you're supposed to be proper :mad:

you wanna take it outside? :D

i'm shattered :(

i fixed it :o

ps: you can kiss my arse now! :mad:

x

thank you Your Properness :)

i have chocolate at my desk!

for a living?

yes, i find selling chocolate covered almonds very rewarding! it's a change from the daily ho hum..

( i brought them to work since my neighbours started complaining )

about the noise?

they didn't respond well to my door-to-door strategy ( maybe it was the singing )

well how many times have i told you having chocolate is more of a desk job

i hat it when you're right!

please don't hat me

i hat being hatted

IT

i hat IT!!!

( even though alex may have given it to you for christmas )

:confused:

i love the hat he gave me for christmas

that's what you say now