Dear Abby
Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Abby are printed....
Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Thanks, Bob |
There's two muffins,and they're chillin in an oven. So the first one goes "Holy shit! We're in an oven!" And the other one says"Oh crap! A talking muffin!!!"
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LeahDear's new avvie
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it is scarey that this is a real toy - and that it made it past the censors with this commercial
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why would the censors have anything to say about it? it's a toy. it ain't jizz.
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What made me laugh today?
Hearing Willie Nelson's response to having a bag of pot discovered on his tour bus...."good thing it wasn't a bag of spinach, we'd all be dead" www.shirtspot.net |
^ that made me lol today and what a great first post!
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how persian cats are made
i'm so sorry for posting this.. i feel guilty already..
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hillary for president
:) Hillary For President. She'll work for less.:)
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meditation
:) meditate. it beats sitting around doing nothing:)
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Actually it made me laugh last night but I had to share it...
A filipino game show featuring ONLY cross eyed contestants, tasks included archery, darts and shooting! I was nearly wetting myself laughing - yes, I know its un-pc to laugh at those less fortunate... blah blah blah - but it was so funny seeing these young cross eyed kids trying to aim and shoot! been trying to google it so you guys can see a link, but no joy as yet... |
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introducing the poetry of Donald Rumsfeld (who knew?)
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This Ad appeared in a Utah Newspaper
Suzuki for sale Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006 Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006 $10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 Farmington, UT 84025 This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive) It's been adult ridden, allw heels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought. Call me, Steve. (801)867-8292 |
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There's just something about dogs as bananas.
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Gawd, i'm wearing 1950's underwear. gah.
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no worries aud, retro is hip! :D
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by the snake;
Apologies to all nuns, cab drivers, Catholics, married people, Jews, single people and people named Kevin but |
pssst....Audrey, it's called the Big Comfy Underpants Club. Membership is confidential and anonymous.
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Hahahahahah, Frieds! I'm retro BECAUSE of my hips!!
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!" "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt. * * * * * * * * * * "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!" |
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