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Bonjour! Je m’appelle Souris. J’ai 13 ans. Voici mon chien Katie. Elle est 11 ans. Mon chien a des disquettes oreilles et quatre pattes. Elle est intelligente, loyale, et timide. Katie aime en cours d’exécution. Elle a besoin alimentaire, l’eau, et attention.
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My friend had a death in her family today. Her grandmother died at 97 years old, so it was not unexpected, but still, she was very close to her. I told her that I would pray for her, but not in the uppity way that some people tell you "I will pray for you" if they think you are going to hell. She laughed and said, "Yep, I have dealt with that before" She told me, that when she was newly employed for one company, and was meeting the whole staff, a woman approached her and asked her if she had found Jesus. She asked "Is Jesus really missing, he was just here a minute ago" . Well, besides that woman, the rest of the staff laughed. She never made friends with that woman.
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This is the kind of story I love. A real, print magazine called Cook's Source totally lifted a blog article without the author's knowledge or consent. They admitted it, but when she asked for a donation to her alma mater in return, they sent a really nasty reply, basically saying she should be thankful for their help, because they edited her piece so well. So she blogged about it, of course. Just reading an email of such hubris is entertaining in itself, but what's really funny is the resulting comments on Cook's Source facebook page. They nearly made me shoot tea out my nose. Ah, justice. |
overheard while in the hospital, a male gay nurse with a dandy voice taking care of a huge surinam lady in a room across the hall--
so ma'm, shall we give you a little cleanup here? after that you can take a rest. i can't take a rest just yet, i still have to wait till midnight. and then i have to walk my doggie! oh i love my doggie. i love my doggie more than my husband. do you have any pets? oh chickens? to eat..? oh i guess you had to be there :rolleyes: |
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Generally speaking, if a Human being never shows anger, then I think some- thing's wrong. He's not right in the brain." ~The Dalai Lama |
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Evolution Made Us All from Ben Hillman on Vimeo. |
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"Mother Theresa" and "Lamprey Eel" in the same lyric sentence made my day.
ty Pearly :) |
^That is exactly the part that made me laugh so hard! I have a soft spot for revolting animals. And Mother Teresa of course. :D
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God, I can so relate.
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^I am guessing she was initially opposed to the marriage, but the grandchild won over her heart in the end.
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"(mio(sic) never proofreads)"
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I got this random message on FB the other day. This was our exchange:
***** March 29 at 1:42pm Hi Brynn, Debbie said to ask for your help I think I have a viris cant spell it sorry and I dont know what to do cant tell my husband cause he will be mad at me xx can you help in any way love ***** xxxxx Brynn March 29 at 4:51pm You want to talk about it by email? Brynn March 30 at 5:57pm *****, are you okay? Have you been to the doctor? Are you talking about HPV/cervical cancer? Why did Debbie tell you to ask me? But the gestation for that can be years, and 70% of all American males already have it. I just shot a medical video about that. Brynn March 30 at 5:58pm And the reason I suggested email is because Facebook does not guarantee privacy - in fact, they own all of our correspondence. ***** March 30 at 11:56pm Report Oh Brynn, you are so lovely, there is nothing wrong with me. It is a problem with the computer, but I think it has gone away now. thankyou for being so caring, when you have never met me, Love ***** xxxxxxxxxx Brynn March 31 at 1:50pm LOL! You mean a computer virus!!! LMAO! I thought ...oh, never mind. Thank you, that made my day. And I'm glad it's just a computer virus. |
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when i was around twelve or thirteen in 1968 or so
it became very popular to for teens to put posters on their walls and every mall had a poster store and something many teens were buying to put on their walls were cardboard raoad signs including "STOP" etc,..... well what made me chuckle earlier is that i never conciously thought of buying one and there is a good chance my parents bought it as a joke for me (secondary to my personality at the time) but for Christmas one of my presents was a big yellow trianglish sign "YIELD" sign anyway i ask my mother later why did you get me that and she claimed that she heard me talking in my sleep as she was passing my room super late at night say "I want a yield sign" so in relation to my vivid dream of the sea Turtle swimming behind me when i was six oh well... you would have to be in my head........ to get it:) |
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