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ambo 09-19-2006 06:49 PM

I have bought an azure pair of sneakers
for better footing on the teak, Sirs
but my deck's really slick
cuz a seagull got sick
No doubt from the sight of those streakers

Audreyvgs 09-19-2006 07:17 PM

I remember what Madelaine said
when suddenly took to her bed
He offered her prayer,
she looked up and glared
No, i think you should drop dead

ambo 09-20-2006 12:13 AM

If the last of the ice cream is eaten

LeahDear 09-20-2006 07:46 AM

If the last of the ice cream is eaten
And the hunger isn't yet beaten

Audreyvgs 09-20-2006 09:10 AM

If the last of the ice cream is eaten
And the hunger isn't yet beaten
just look in the fridge
and have just a smidge

LeahDear 09-20-2006 09:12 AM

If the last of the ice cream is eaten
And the hunger isn't yet beaten
just look in the fridge
and have just a smidge
of some cabbage you may need to sweeten

funkytuba 09-20-2006 10:49 AM

She played a pert tune on her piccolo

ambo 09-20-2006 12:24 PM

She played a pert tune on her piccolo
While Belle danced with Trevor, the gigolo

Zatoichi 09-20-2006 06:05 PM

The making of rules, when capricious,
Spawns irony, sometimes delicious.
My rule is "none"
Is funny when one
Treats it as though meritricious.

funkytuba 09-20-2006 06:20 PM

She played a pert tune on her piccolo
While Belle danced with Trevor, the gigolo
They shimmied and twirled

House,M.D. 09-20-2006 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zatoichi
The making of rules, when capricious,
Spawns irony, sometimes delicious.
My rule is "none"
Is funny when one
Treats it as though meritricious.

Idiots are fun; no wonder every villiage wants one.

ambo 09-20-2006 07:07 PM

She played a pert tune on her piccolo
While Belle danced with Trevor, the gigolo
They shimmied and twirled
Fingers snapping, toes curled

funkytuba 09-20-2006 07:11 PM

She played a pert tune on her piccolo
While Belle danced with Trevor, the gigolo
They shimmied and twirled
Fingers snapping, toes curled,
And their asses were witnessed to wiggleo

Audreyvgs 09-20-2006 11:15 PM

Mac and Cheese, jello and Coke

ambo 09-20-2006 11:18 PM

Mac and Cheese, jello and Coke
This is my breakfast - no joke


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