The days of
On the First day of Kwanza my Posee gave to me,
A wide screen flat plasma tv. On the Second day of... Yay/Groan, it's time to do this again, try to keep/Keep it in the meter of original song (so we can sing it of course), replacing stuff with your own wierds/words. |
Oh, I can see this going awfully wrong.
Or am I just so culturally paranoid that I am making more of it than I should. |
Personally, i think you are making too much of it...let me try again.
On the second day of Solstice a Wiccan gave to me. Two hemp sweaters. |
Now I understand.
On the third day of Festivus my ubergeek friend gave to me three 100% Domestically Produced and Manufactured 100% Recyclable Alluminum Festivus Poles.... |
On the fourth day of Tokeanefege, Authorntuhkat gave to me four Spam jello salads....
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on the fifth day of O-ban a hacker sent to me.... five standard pings.
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On the sixth day of Winter Solstice a meteorologist gave to me four more months of winter.
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On the seventh day of Eid an Imam gave to me...7 days to convert.
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on the eighth day of abstinence, a Mormon gave to me...8 STD's
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On the ninth day of tax season my accountant gave to me
9 fat deductions. |
On the tenth day of Hanukkah, my Jewish friend gave to me,
ten pairs of tube socks and a nick knack from the dollar store. 9 fat deductions 8 STDs 7 days to convert 6 -- 4 more months of winter (?) 5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings 4 spam jello salads 3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles 2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them) and a wide screen flat plasma tv. |
On the 11th day of Ski holiday Break my doctor gave to me,
11 mended bones 10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store. 9 fat deductions 8 STDs 7 days to convert 6 -- 4 more months of winter (?) 5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings 4 spam jello salads 3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles 2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them) And a wide screen flat plasma tv. |
On the 12th day of frenzied shopping my Credit Card Co. gave to me,
12 days to pay off a tripled credit rate 11 mended bones 10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store. 9 fat deductions 8 STDs 7 days to convert 6 -- 4 more months of winter (?) 5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings 4 spam jello salads 3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles 2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them) And a wide screen flat plasma tv. |
On the first Friday of the month my mean boss gave to me
A notice that I'm laid off... |
Oh Brynn for reals?
You know what this mean? You're due for something better. |
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