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Coffee 11-27-2007 02:22 AM

The days of
 
On the First day of Kwanza my Posee gave to me,

A wide screen flat plasma tv.


On the Second day of...




Yay/Groan, it's time to do this again, try to keep/Keep it in the meter of original song (so we can sing it of course), replacing stuff with your own wierds/words.

Angry Kid Hoyt 11-27-2007 03:01 PM

Oh, I can see this going awfully wrong.
Or am I just so culturally paranoid that I am making more of it than I should.

Coffee 11-27-2007 03:55 PM

Personally, i think you are making too much of it...let me try again.

On the second day of Solstice a Wiccan gave to me.

Two hemp sweaters.

Angry Kid Hoyt 11-27-2007 04:56 PM

Now I understand.

On the third day of Festivus my ubergeek friend gave to me three 100% Domestically Produced and Manufactured 100% Recyclable Alluminum Festivus Poles....

brightpearl 11-27-2007 05:02 PM

On the fourth day of Tokeanefege, Authorntuhkat gave to me four Spam jello salads....

Hyakujo's Fox 11-29-2007 07:59 AM

on the fifth day of O-ban a hacker sent to me.... five standard pings.

daverbee 11-29-2007 10:38 AM

On the sixth day of Winter Solstice a meteorologist gave to me four more months of winter.

seebe 11-29-2007 07:38 PM

On the seventh day of Eid an Imam gave to me...7 days to convert.

T.I.P. 11-29-2007 09:34 PM

on the eighth day of abstinence, a Mormon gave to me...8 STD's

Coffee 11-30-2007 02:22 AM

On the ninth day of tax season my accountant gave to me

9 fat deductions.

l'azizza 11-30-2007 03:50 AM

On the tenth day of Hanukkah, my Jewish friend gave to me,
ten pairs of tube socks and a nick knack from the dollar store.

9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
and a wide screen flat plasma tv.

Coffee 12-01-2007 03:17 PM

On the 11th day of Ski holiday Break my doctor gave to me,
11 mended bones

10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.

Coffee 12-07-2007 02:05 PM

On the 12th day of frenzied shopping my Credit Card Co. gave to me,

12 days to pay off a tripled credit rate

11 mended bones
10 pairs of tube socks and a knick knack from the dollar store.
9 fat deductions
8 STDs
7 days to convert
6 -- 4 more months of winter (?)
5........standard piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
4 spam jello salads
3 100% domestically produced and manufactured 100% recyclable aluminum festivus poles
2 hemp sweaters (I smoked them)
And a wide screen flat plasma tv.

Brynn 12-08-2007 07:53 PM

On the first Friday of the month my mean boss gave to me

A notice that I'm laid off...

l'azizza 12-09-2007 02:10 AM

Oh Brynn for reals?

You know what this mean? You're due for something better.

Coffee 12-10-2007 03:04 PM

Gear shift time thanks to Brynn.
Please replace the dots this time.

On the 12th day of job hunting Brynn's resume got her:

12 job offers
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...
...
...
...
...
...
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...
...
After the sucky friday she got laid off.

Coffee 12-14-2007 02:15 PM

On the 12th day of job hunting Brynn's resume got her:

12 job offers
...
...
9 retirement plans
...
...
...
5 HMOs
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...
...
After the sucky friday she got laid off.

Marcus Bales 12-14-2007 02:23 PM

On the 12th day of job hunting Brynn's resume got her:

12 job offers
...
...
9 retirement plans
...
...
...
5 HMOs
...
...
2 mazel tovs
After the sucky friday she got laid off.


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