What doesss it do with the mother in law my pressscuioussss?



It rubs the lotion on it's skin!!!!

how does the irate office worker treat those nasty hand
injuries caused by the senseless punching of inanimate objects?


because it's rude!

why can't i wave my thing at the queen?


the collector's edition

which 'star wars boxed set' do you have?


the one with the most flexible tongue

your thoughts on picking a masseuse?


It started as a small bump on my right arm eventually covering up to 79% of my body.

hey, what's with the acne tubes?


i like to slide it on just before i enter.

cj, what are you doing outside with that nazi armband?

Unfortunately it's completely permanent.

So, Brynn, how do you like that LP record of "It's a Small World" I sent ya?


Where in the world's my car in San Diego

san diego's not in the world?


do you know the way to san josé?

I've been away so long, I may go wrong and lose my way




If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow

you may be tickled in the bush.


don't you want me baby?

Not if you're going to screw up the ASK FIRST then ANSWER NEW thread?


A large copy of the terminal area chart for the greater Chicago area hanging on the wall with multicolo(u)red pins stuck in it.

so what really gets your motor hummin' tuba?


it was max's fault!

Are you denying your culpability in the face of what is clearly a matter of public record? :D

You could expect a handshake, at the very least.

so what will i get for taking you out for dinner and champagne
on a moonlit night in the carribean brynn?


ok, it was tubes fault for asking two questions.