What's a much worse place to visit than the sea?

Just one small scar.

how in heck should i phrase that??? :D


yes, yes of course

do you wank off to midget porn?

most definately!

When Bush asked Quayle if he would like a job editing speeches, What did Dan email back as his reply?

Yes, definitely have a doctor look at it.

Did I mangle your car too badly?


NO! how could you even suggest such a thing?

Are you able to limit yourself to 5 "partners" a week?

Lemonaid.

What was that substance you poured over me last night?


its a bit small for my tastes.

Will this be enough coffee to fix your hangover?

A Joe Jackson CD.

Does it feel good when I do this?

99 bottles of beer on the wall.

What's the only good thing about an empty beer bottle?

Tom Collins and Tom Jones.

What do you need to make your ass look good?

Don't hurt me.

Describe your impressions of Sex.

Webcams.

What is sex like when it involves multiple partners?

Tyranosaurus Rex.

What's your ideal pet?

Yellow

So.. what color are your panties??


Clorox should work.