how'd you get that haircolour?


in a snap!

How fast did dinz came?

Never!

When will Beale win a court case?


Only if someone makes you.

Is there any coffee?

Donald Rumsfeld and the CIA.

Who has been sending me Viagra emails???

Ostrich.

Big Bird is cross between a banana and a...?


fell off rapidly.

what happened to your hair?

paardelul!

After he exhausts the possibilities of indigenous midget porn, what will be the next kink that Dinz explores on his next visit to the mainland?



Polyster, neutrinos, and apathy.

What combination makes a bad blind date?



Vanilla flavored fudge

Why on earth do these mashed potatoes taste so weird?

The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.

What is inside Maychorian's biggest closet?

the Canadian Income Tax Act.

Surely the must be joking?

My aching back.

Didn't I warn you about playing with boys younger than you?



pink hair gel

Does that work well in black hair?

Maybe tomorrow.

When will the sun come out?

The Purple People Eater.