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ransom 10-29-2002 06:48 PM

comunal haikus
 
DIRECTIONS: okay, this is a little more complicated than the other stories. . .a haiku must follow the STRICT structure of syllables being 5-7-5 for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd lines of the haiku. . .here is an example:

i spilled break fluid
lets get some sucking action
and clean this darn floor

in this exercise, posting will be in groups of three--first person will submist one line with 5 syllables, second person will post a somewhat relevant line with 7 syllables, and the third person will finish that particular haiku off with a 5 syllable line. . .then it starts over with the next person and a brand new comunal haiku. . .to make things easier, put a number (1 2 or 3) to state which line we are on. . .

got it? GOOD. . here goes the first line:
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1. life is like baked beans

JudyPatooty 10-29-2002 07:20 PM

1. life is like baked beans
2. no good without the brown bread

Hamtastica 11-01-2002 04:01 PM

1. life is like baked beans
2. no good without the brown bread
3. and better with ham.

ransom 11-01-2002 04:17 PM

1. Winter wind burns eyes.

cosmo949 11-01-2002 06:49 PM

1. Winter wind burns eyes.
2. Tears like gentle freezing rain

Hamtastica 11-01-2002 06:51 PM

1. Winter wind burns eyes.
2. Tears like gentle freezing rain
3. Tongue stuck to flagpole.

JudyPatooty 11-01-2002 07:12 PM

1. Friday afternoon

ransom 11-01-2002 09:36 PM

1. Friday afternoon
2. freedom has come closer now

cosmo949 11-01-2002 11:04 PM

1. Friday afternoon
2. freedom has come closer now
3. we weep with relief

zefrank 11-02-2002 06:44 PM

1. So close to Christmas

ransom 11-02-2002 08:16 PM

1. So close to Christmas
2. the turkey shows its power

Hamtastica 11-02-2002 08:22 PM

So close to Christmas
the turkey shows its power:
Stealth ninja attack!

lapietra 11-02-2002 11:43 PM

just saw "Bowling for Columbine"
 
From my cold dead hand

Deviate 11-03-2002 06:19 PM

From my cold dead hand
Breathes pulsing fire, flame, and ash

ransom 11-03-2002 06:21 PM

1. From my cold dead hand
2. Breathes pulsing fire, flame, and ash
3. just popped a big zit

Deviate 11-03-2002 06:23 PM

1. It is not the same

Hamtastica 11-04-2002 06:16 PM

It is not the same
My ass has grown to size twelve

Deviate 11-04-2002 06:28 PM

1. It is not the same
2. My ass has grown to size twelve
3. Bigger, happier

Hamtastica 11-04-2002 06:32 PM

1. Cat stares under fridge

JudyPatooty 11-04-2002 06:42 PM

1. Cat stares under fridge
2. What tasty morsel is there?

Deviate 11-04-2002 06:46 PM

1. Cat stares under fridge
2. What tasty morsel is there?
3. MMMM, moldy meat-fat!

JudyPatooty 11-04-2002 07:04 PM

1. Deep purple sunset

ransom 11-04-2002 07:31 PM

1. Deep purple sunset
2. what in hells bells does this mean?

Deviate 11-04-2002 07:33 PM

1. Deep purple sunset
2. what in hells bells does this mean?
3. asked the sinking orb

dinzdale 11-04-2002 08:47 PM

1) Drink another drink

lapietra 11-04-2002 11:30 PM

1. Drink another drink
2. Building a beer can temple

zefrank 11-04-2002 11:46 PM

1. Drink another drink
2. Building a beer can temple
3. Crap! Does God like Coors?

amanda 11-05-2002 12:01 AM

1. With apples for eyes

cosmo949 11-05-2002 12:22 AM

1. With apples for eyes
2. I sense the caramel sun

JudyPatooty 11-05-2002 10:57 AM

1. With apples for eyes
2. I sense the caramel sun
3. Sugar syrup burns!!!!

JudyPatooty 11-05-2002 10:59 AM

1. It's not you, it's me

Deviate 11-05-2002 11:55 AM

1. It's not you, it's me
2. Said the silvery space man

dinzdale 11-05-2002 01:26 PM

1. It's not you, it's me
2. Said the silvery spaceman
3. Smug silver bastard.

cosmo949 11-05-2002 08:51 PM

1. Now tied up, tied down

dinzdale 11-05-2002 09:00 PM

1. Now tied up, tied down
2. Mistress Cruel approaches me

amanda 11-05-2002 10:31 PM

1. Now tied up, tied down
2. Mistress Cruel approaches me
3. Now tied down, it's up

JudyPatooty 11-06-2002 01:32 PM

1. Rank smelling cat box

dinzdale 11-06-2002 04:45 PM

1. Rank smelling cat box
2. Reeking stench of catfood poo

Deviate 11-06-2002 05:25 PM

1. Rank smelling cat box
2. Reeking stench of catfood poo
3. Ah-ah-ah, AH-CHOO!

dinzdale 11-06-2002 08:34 PM

1. Light a big cigar


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