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JudyPatooty 11-05-2002 11:03 AM

communal limericks
 
Basic rules are like those for the communal haiku thread -- each person adds a line.

Let's keep 'em clean folks! But with lots of good word play, because we all know that good word play is excellent foreplay!

Here we go...


There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred

dinzdale 11-05-2002 11:15 AM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

zenbabe 11-05-2002 07:37 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

amanda 11-05-2002 10:35 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

catbelly 11-05-2002 10:50 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

5. She stood me up, thus made me see RED.

dinzdale 11-06-2002 12:06 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze

JudyPatooty 11-06-2002 01:29 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously

dinzdale 11-06-2002 01:38 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills

zenbabe 11-06-2002 03:50 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills

dinzdale 11-06-2002 08:36 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills
5. and frightened the life out of me.

JudyPatooty 11-07-2002 02:50 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose

Deviate 11-07-2002 03:16 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose

catbelly 11-07-2002 07:47 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"

beckstra 11-07-2002 08:15 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"

Deviate 11-07-2002 08:20 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"
5. Said the moose, "Kindly kiss my caboose."


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