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Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 11:26 AM

mad as a wet hen's tooth

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 11:30 AM

It's always darkest before don we now our gay apparel

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 11:30 AM

a day late and a dollar short and sweet

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 11:36 AM

every dog has his deigh-o! Deigh-o! Daylight come and me wanna go home home on the range where the dear Prudence won't you come to me my melancholy baby baby don't get hooked on me

trisherina 07-10-2007 12:04 PM

Don't count your chickens while the sun shines.

Avalon 07-10-2007 12:10 PM

He smokes like a fish

T.I.P. 07-10-2007 12:34 PM

float like a butterfly
sting like a ton of bricks

Capella 07-10-2007 12:41 PM

Going wherever the wind blows out of proportion.

Capella 07-10-2007 12:43 PM

Between the rock and the hot mama!

Capella 07-10-2007 12:44 PM

A bird in your hand is worth two pennies for your thought.

brightpearl 07-10-2007 12:48 PM

You can lead a horse to water under the bridge, but you can't make him a silk purse out of a molehill.

trisherina 07-10-2007 12:59 PM

Don't bite off what you can't finish.

Dorkahontas 07-10-2007 01:59 PM

Put that in your hat and smoke it.

(I had a boss who actually used to say that a lot.)

I also once overheard my nephew say, ""Liar liar pants on fire, can't fit through the kitchen door"

Capella 07-10-2007 02:36 PM

You can stuff your sorry in a cat in a sack, mister!

Capella 07-10-2007 02:39 PM

Sleeping with the fishes in a barrel.

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