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Odbe 07-09-2007 07:30 PM

Mixed Metaphors
 
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.

Odbe 07-09-2007 07:30 PM

You shouldn't throw stones in a house of cards.

Odbe 07-09-2007 07:31 PM

That takes the piece of cake.

Tunesmith 07-09-2007 10:42 PM

It's not rocket surgery.

Tunesmith 07-09-2007 10:43 PM

Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.

trisherina 07-10-2007 12:58 AM

What's good for the goose is good enough for rock 'n' roll.

Jack Flanders 07-10-2007 01:44 AM

Dorothy Parker Rocks!!

T.I.P. 07-10-2007 05:57 AM

A bird in the hand saves nine.

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 06:57 AM

Too many cooks spoil the surprise

Capella 07-10-2007 09:29 AM

An early bird opens a can of worms.

T.I.P. 07-10-2007 09:48 AM

An apple a day killed the cat.

T.I.P. 07-10-2007 09:53 AM

Look before you leap out of the frying pan.

Capella 07-10-2007 10:00 AM

All roads to Rome are paved with good intentions.

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 10:06 AM

You can run, but you can't hide the salami.

Tunesmith 07-10-2007 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 352763)
You can run, but you can't hide the salami.

:D

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 11:26 AM

mad as a wet hen's tooth

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 11:30 AM

It's always darkest before don we now our gay apparel

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 11:30 AM

a day late and a dollar short and sweet

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 11:36 AM

every dog has his deigh-o! Deigh-o! Daylight come and me wanna go home home on the range where the dear Prudence won't you come to me my melancholy baby baby don't get hooked on me

trisherina 07-10-2007 12:04 PM

Don't count your chickens while the sun shines.

Avalon 07-10-2007 12:10 PM

He smokes like a fish

T.I.P. 07-10-2007 12:34 PM

float like a butterfly
sting like a ton of bricks

Capella 07-10-2007 12:41 PM

Going wherever the wind blows out of proportion.

Capella 07-10-2007 12:43 PM

Between the rock and the hot mama!

Capella 07-10-2007 12:44 PM

A bird in your hand is worth two pennies for your thought.

brightpearl 07-10-2007 12:48 PM

You can lead a horse to water under the bridge, but you can't make him a silk purse out of a molehill.

trisherina 07-10-2007 12:59 PM

Don't bite off what you can't finish.

Dorkahontas 07-10-2007 01:59 PM

Put that in your hat and smoke it.

(I had a boss who actually used to say that a lot.)

I also once overheard my nephew say, ""Liar liar pants on fire, can't fit through the kitchen door"

Capella 07-10-2007 02:36 PM

You can stuff your sorry in a cat in a sack, mister!

Capella 07-10-2007 02:39 PM

Sleeping with the fishes in a barrel.

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 02:54 PM

doesn't know his arse from his elbow room

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 02:55 PM

You'd better get your ducks in a row, row, row your boat.

Capella 07-10-2007 03:12 PM

Talk to the hand that feeds you.

Capella 07-10-2007 03:13 PM

My kingdom for a horse's mouth.

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 04:49 PM

a fool and his money are the root of all evil

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 04:55 PM

as easy as pie equals 3.14159

Marcus Bales 07-10-2007 05:04 PM

Come back, Shane a nah nah, Sha nah nah nah nah nah.

Capella 07-10-2007 05:06 PM

Water under the bridge over the river Kwai.

Tunesmith 07-10-2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odbe (Post 352670)
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.

I accidentally used this today. :(

Tunesmith 07-10-2007 08:01 PM

Time is the root of all evil.


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