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Favorite Jack Handy quote?
What is your favorite holiday? Why? And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. _______________ Tell me what you think about me, I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings...er--nevermind. |
Favorite Jack Handy quote?
Nothing can tear apart a loving family like a pack of wild dogs. What is your favorite holiday? Why? President's Day. It's right by my birthday and begins the countdown to the silliness. And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? Columbus day....although if Christmas decorations keep coming out sooner, I might change my mind. What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? They are a mockery. Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? I don't even know how to go about answering that question. Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. Have a tiny scar in the middle of my chest. When I was about 5, I climbed onto a mailbox and was playing with the little red metal outgoing mail flag. The flag snapped off and embedded into my chest. Fun. |
Favorite Jack Handy quote?
Who is he? What is your favorite holiday? Why? Christmas (I LOVE IT) a time where most people show more love and respect to others then at any other time of the year. And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? Haloween.... what a load of pants that is... the exact opposite reason as the above What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? Real turtlenecks are far superior Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? The only ralph I know of is that kid from The Simpsons... so I suppose I'm a Louie Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. I have a smallish scar just below my left eye, when I was about 4 I was chasing a runaway balloon, tripped and smacked my head on the corner of the coffee table. An inch shorter and I'd have lost my eye! |
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Favorite Jack Handy quote?
Who he? Ed. What is your favorite holiday? Why? Summer holidays!!!! 16 weeks with not a student in sight. And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? Erm, late August Bank Holiday - I'm on holiday anyway. What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? Will you walk a little faster said a whiting to a snail? Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? Ralph Lauren? Louis Armstrong? Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. I have a scar on my left thumb from an abseiling mishap when I was 14, a scar along my right eyebrow from being hit (accidentally, by one of my best mates) with a hockey stick, and an operation scar in my right groin from an inguinal hernia when I was 2 (anyone care to see it? Ladies?) |
Favorite Jack Handy quote?
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. What is your favorite holiday? Why? Which ever one is closest. And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? my birthday. i hate it. What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? mock turtlenecks are no turtlenecks of mine. Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? um, we're Loogies. Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks.
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Favorite Jack Handy quote?
disneyland What is your favorite holiday? Why? halloween. to restock my red nose supply for the year And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? valentines. red and pink do not go well together. What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? turtles have no reason to be mocked, least of all their necks. Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? ralphed. ambi for juggling Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. one long faint scar on the left side of my face- courtesy of my cat when I was a babe in a crib. |
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who? What is your favorite holiday? Why? easter. we always have a hockey tournament in the easter weekend! And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? yup, valentines. What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? mock turtlenecks?? huh? Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? who? Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. scars: i have a faint scar on my right cheek, 3 scars on my knuckles from getting my fingers stuck while closing the door, several freshly scratched & old cat scars on my arms & ankles, a scar in my left eyebrow (hockey stick), large round scars on my knees (hockey injury), a small scar on my left foot from sticking a tent peg in there (don't ask), a long scar on my right leg (just above my foot) from using a blunt razor, and a star-shaped scar that i once cut in my left lower arm because i thought that would look cool. i can tell ya, it doesn't! |
Favorite Jack Handy quote?
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. What is your favorite holiday? Why? Christmas, because that's when the dysfuction in my family really started to rear it's ugly head and after all I'm a sucker for tradititoin. And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? Flag day, what is that all about anyway. Who gets off of work for flag day? What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? They're just wrong. Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? We're all Ralphs Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. I have a scar on top of my baby toe from when someone dropped a mirror on it (see questions 2) Then I have about 4 or 5 birthmarks on my tummy. |
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"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." What is your favorite holiday? Why? Hallowe'en. I love dressing up in costumes & having all the little kids come visit. :) And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? Depends on whether or not I'm in a relationship at the time. What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? They're very material-efficient. Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? Is this one of those New York things? Oh, wait - that's Vinnie or Guido... Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. I have a scar in the middle of my forehead. I think I was dropped on my head as a baby. Which explains a lot. |
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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you. What is your favorite holiday? Why? Got to go with the Forth of July. Summer. Bicycle down to the Washington Monument. Eat foods from all over the world. Sit on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial and watch the best fireworks on the planet. Spending the day with 500,000 of my closest friends And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? New Years. No matter who you're with, you're all alone. What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? Steve Jobs wannabe clothing Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? I am a right hander by practice but I was born ambidextrous and still have a problem telling right and left apart Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. 1) A tattoo of a whirlpool - an aboriginal symbol of chaos - and the word "listen" on my neck under the right ear 2) A tattoo of a gentle wave in a circle and the word "simplify" on my left shoulder 3) A tattoo of light broken into a spectrum in a prism with the sentence "I wish I had not been so afraid for so much of my life" on my right forearm 4) Two 3-inch scars on my back 5) A 2-inch scar on my right knee |
Favorite Jack Handy quote?
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. What is your favorite holiday? Why? St. Patricks Day--I'm Irish,and you can drink in the streets And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? Christmas What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? Are you mocking me? Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? Ralph Lauren or Louis Vuitton? Ralph for sure! Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. I have a little hole in my skin, right next to my ear, I have a freckle on my finger tip, and this wierd freckle on my rib that is surrounded by no pigment in the skin (teased as a 3rd nipple) and I have a freckle on the bottem of my foot. |
Favorite Jack Handy quote?
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. What is your favorite holiday? Why? Remembrance day It's important to remember what we have and what sacrifices were made achieving it And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? Valentines day.. (Black Friday..!) Never was into the commercial aspect of it... What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? Nope, don't like 'em... Nothing beats than a real one though. Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? No idea what this one means..! Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. Well that's a pandoras box if I ever saw one..!! I think I'll keep this short and list just the major ones... - Left knee: One arthroscopy (three little holes), a 8 inch and a 2 inch ACL/MCL reconstruction scar down the middle of the knee cap. (Back when they used the patellar tendon graft to replace the ACL) - Right knee: Two arthroscopies - Appendix scar - Right shoulder: Posterior sholder reconstruction, 6 inch scar - Left thumb: 3 inch scar. They had to fix it a year after I broke it. - Left eye brow: Three inch long scars. one from rugby, two from hockey. The last hockey one came with a cracked eye socket. - Right eye brow: Another nick from a hockey stick - Right front tooth: Crown |
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Favorite Jack Handy quote?
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on. What is your favorite holiday? Why? Easter - cause of the carrot cake... And your least favorite or the most ignorable holiday? September 1 - Labor Day...I don't get that day off. Yarr! What is your opinion on mock turtlenecks? there are only two people in the world that mock turtlenecks look good on, my brother-in-law's father, and Sean Connery as 007 Are you a ralph or louie? If you're a louie, is anyone else in your family a louie as well? I am the only louie in my house...I am also the only redhead. Do you have any distinguishing scars or birthmarks...things of that nature? Give a detailed list of said scars and/or birthmarks. I have a 12 inch scar on my left side just under my ribs from when they took my kidney out when I was 15. I have a chicken pock scar on my forehead for obvious reasons. I have a birthmark on my right forearm, it's about two inches in diameter...has been since I was born--well, it stretched to 2 inches as I grew into my skin, but has since stopped. I have a birthmark on my inner left elbow shaped like a pair of lips. I have a birthmark on my stomach to the left of my belly button in the shape of Australia. I also have a birthmark on my right leg, it's very faint and I always have to look twice to find it, but it's huge. |
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