Fly in my Guiness.....
 

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

HELL YEAH!

damn i always love that joke. i think me grandmither farst toold it t'me.

we're a green wearin' family. outta the english, the german, the cajun and the cherokee in the blood, i think we love the Irish the most. we sure as hell drink like we do.

and in June i'll show ya me red face t' prove it.

-st.

haha! I never heard that one before :p Great one!

That joke absolutely kicks ass