...the REAL scary part has to do with the pots of Glow in the Dark paint that little Edgar ordered over the internet...

These girls aren't what they seem...

(As a personal aside, never have I coveted a pair of shoes so much in my life.)

They are more into the hacker biz...

A substance camouflaged as Glow in the Dark paint got stolen from a secret government lab and landed on the internet black-market.

The radioactive paint was causing a number of the hapless farm animals to mutate into creatures of unspeakable horror.

or.....

Our hero enters the nightclub,
where his two informants are already urgently awaiting him - with lots of bad news, but maybe an idea...

Pushing through the crowds of inebriated thrashers, our hero finds himself at the feet of the very men he was looking for.

"What are you looking at, sweetie?" they asked.

"Tell me what you did with her," responds our hero, "or I'll give you the operation you've always dreamed of....sans anaesthetic!!"

... and they tell me that this is your second on the list

Then finally they realize who our hero is. They explain, "We haven't done anything to the girl. We hide her here from these people, changed her look a bit..."