The most unlikely superpowers
 

Ability to grow at will, unable to shrink back (or vice versa)

the ability to poop the alphabet, in one go

ability to breathe above water

the ability to read waiting room magazines really fast.

the ability to blow one's nose really well, on the first try

the ability to make puns using the word orange

Andorra

Oh, you mean super powers!

Oh, well, then: the ability to know the contents of a trash or garbage container.

The ability to speak in 6-line AABCCB Rhyme-scheme 4-4-2-4-4-2 Trochaic Verse

never falling asleep in church

The ability to call elevators without touching a button and have them go in the direction you want.

absolute control over the growth of hair

The ability to the most stuff in the smallest space

the ability grow 12" toenails overnight

Able to open any jar.

(I can do that.) :cool: