dude, this is ridiculous.

just call, OK? sometime. someone. doesn't have to be me. we just kind of want to know what's going on with you.

Your name still gives me a rush of adrenaline, but in the worst way possible.

why, WHY did you have to be such a twit?!

you talk to me and to the rest of us as if we are recalcitrant children, and not adults fully capable of making rational decisions. I don't think you understand how truly fvcking annoying that is.

not only that, but you are beginning to remind me of george w. bush. I think you even used the turn of phrase "I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be." I mean really, WTF? and this is supposed to make me want to throw my lot in with yours?

too bad, man. too bad. I shall remain as pleasant as I can as long as I have to deal with you face to face, but as soon as I am able to I'll be running far, far away.

This is so pointless that it's gotten funny.

goddamnit Stuart, why did you have to be so BRITTLE? and what broke you?

how the hell did you end up so lost?

crapinahat i am HUNGRY. i hope you're hungry too because BROTHER I WANT REAL FOOD.

I want to reach out to all of you, but I don't know how.

Don't be afraid.

you have something i want. you don't owe me anything and frankly i was kind of a jerk to you earlier. i'm hoping we can both rise above my childishness and move on to the part of our lives where you give me the thing i want.

gimmegimmegimme.

jesus, it's complicated, OK?

weh. I need more time off. I'll let you know when I'm ready to go round the carousel again.

oh ffff**** please please no you did not just say that

oops.

relax

OK: I love both of you :) (except maybe when you go into this ultra-stressing-around/workaholic-mode you're both excellent in ;)). But could you please, please stop telling me all your relationship internas and particularly don't slag each other off straight into my ear! One of you shares office with me now and the other is my best chica, so it makes me feel very uncomfortable to know all that things...

I just wanted to let you know I figured it out this morning.

well, obviously I don't really want to let you know that I figured it out, or I'd just be telling you instead of posting to this thread, but you know how things go...

so excuse me while I go put my brain back together. it's been intense.