I thought I was ready, but it turns out I'm not. At all. Not even a little. I'm going to go hide under the table.

Please hire me! Please, please, please, please, please! I don't like my job anymore. I want to come work for you instead!

please hire peregrine! please please please please please!

Okay, now it's getting scary. You can't expect me to be able to interpret each one of your oh-so capricious emotions, no matter how much they seem to matter.

Can I please go a single night without being asked to flirt, serve as your punching bag, be scrutinized, share my every thought about the latest gossip, or all-of-the-above-sir-thank-you-very-much-sir?

you were right.

I'M AFRAID!

Dear striking locomotive drivers,
looks like I gotta work on some weekends now,
but nevermind :)
You go and kick some DB and politician asses!

Dear Oliver Sacks

Just heard you have retinal melanoma and are losing your sight. Are you also dying? The article didn't say, but it doesn't sound good.

This makes me sad. I still wish for a chance to meet you.

sincerely,

Alice

:p

If you're doing what I think you're doing, get the hell away from her. She doesn't need to be your ego pump- it's big enough already.

Dude, don't worry about being casual - you've already got that whole "mysterious man, uh adolescent" thing going for you. ;)

And you!

Keep up the good work. You don't need more than two interests for your college app. to be an amazing person. :D

love,

Tunes

who the f**k do you think you are ? My second grade teacher ?

To dude with the jack hammer in front of my house this morning:

What do you mean I need further work experience in the desktop troubleshooting field? I've got plenty of experience in the desktop troubleshooting field!