You're my favorite.

I was loyal for 9 years..9 years! And you leave me hanging like that? :mad:
Doesn't matter..you're dead to me. Not as dead some of the others, but dead...

:rolleyes:



Psst... I still love ya.

I F-ing love you :)

Together...you and I will rule the world, and the Avenging Narwhal and Avenging Unicorn toys will be our sidekicks. :D

I can't help feeling like you took everything I had and aspired to be and left me the dregs of your life.

Please don't wave it in my face, or at least feel some sympathy.

I did love you, by the way.

my message is; if you're not on this board you are uncool!

:)

I wish you'd just grow up!

:mad:

You know those tiny little shrubs you planted cheaply down the drive hoping they'd grow into a nice big hedge? It's been six years and they're no bigger! Have you noticed that no actual hedge has developed? Have you heard of fertilizer?

Signed,
Your mercifully quite distant neighbour

YO!! Youse talkin' to ME???!! My BUSHES is GOOD. FVK YOU. Don't look at my bushes you noisy, nosy neighbor.

I spit on your ... shrubs!

Phsasph! (I don't know to spell spit.) I fertilized on your bush.

^^^

:eek:

We're singin' the last high note! (I think?) So chill, Craig.

For the acquaintance of mine who is so religiously intolerant that she'd never let our kids play if she knew...
I'll never tell you what I do on Saturday.

Thanks for listening last night.

I really appreciated being able to talk freely.

I hope you know how much I value our friendship.

quid pro quo?

I wish that lotto ticket you bought me 3 weeks ago had won. I just checked it right now. I would have bought you a little house, and the three of you could stop working. Lord knows I don't need the money, but I wish I had more so I could make things better for you.

P.S.- Don't ever buy me another lotto ticket, why do you think I don't buy them myself?

edit: every second of this is just right.

Indescribably delicious.

I'm kinda worried about you. Don't let those med students take advantage of you, alright?

I know it's stupid to be so concerned, but I'd hate for you to get put off the subject forever...

i'm apologize in advance for hiring you and then announcing my resignation on your second day. you'll do fine without me.

I can't say this strongly enough:

HE IS A SCAMMER!

oh honey, honey, honey...!

I finally found something that explains it, D. I can't believe how perfect it is.

Fraires d'arma
Un jorn soi tombada dins lo cèl de ton agach
e ton arma a passat tras lo miralh de la meuna.
Ma nuòch s'es estelada.
Lo resson d'un mond besson a descobèrt un abís
… l'embriagant rescontre de doas armas sòrres.
Tròp parièras per s'aimar,
tròp parièras per s'endevenir indiferentas
Fraires d'arma.

Soul brothers
One day I fell into the sky of your glance
And your soul crossed the mirror of mine.
My night became full of stars.
The echo of a twin world unveiled an abyss
...intoxicating encounter of two sister souls.
Too similar for loving each other,
Too similar to be indifferent to each other.
Soul brothers

~Sylvie Berger

Sometimes you can't do everything yourself. That's why I'm here! :)

The wee rat asked about you today. I said you were busy.

Just had of those. :rolleyes:

.................................

I think I can safely say that I no longer have any feelings for you. If you still have any for me, please keep them to yourself, because I'm relishing these moments of freedom.

Sorry if that sounds harsh, but I'm glad this is finally over.

Please, please, please go away. You're making an awkward situation worse. :(

please pleeease give me the job. you're ridiculously cool, and i think i can do it.

dear cool people,
give queenie the job ffs! we can't keep
buying her cocktails forever.
löv,
queenie's mates

it's OK, I promise :)

call me! for the love of god call me! i doubt i'll be able to relax until you have!

Dear People Across the Courtyard,
Why don't you ever open your curtains? Why don't you let any sunlight in, ever? Isn't it kinda depressing in mid-summer? Are you hiding something? I really hope you're not junkies. Been there, seen that, no thanks.
On the other hand it's quite convenient because I never have to worry about you peeking into my kitchen. Not that there's too much excitement to be had from watching me chopping onions. So, anyway, I hope whatever you are doing is not harming anyone, and that you'll leave me in peace.
All the best
CJ

Dear People Across the Courtyard from Craig,
Dollars to donuts you're up to no good. It's just as well. I've seen Craig chop onions. His technique is okay, but the choreography is all off.

brightpearl

reckon they're dodgy pearly?

:(

:eek: you live across :eek:

it's because of the heat! no sunlight, no heat..

they haven't opened their (heavy black) curtains since january!

:eek:

well, back then it was to keep the draughts out :D

who needs sunlight anyway?

maybe they are photosensitive - or even heliophobic