my message is; if you're not on this board you are uncool!

:)

I wish you'd just grow up!

:mad:

You know those tiny little shrubs you planted cheaply down the drive hoping they'd grow into a nice big hedge? It's been six years and they're no bigger! Have you noticed that no actual hedge has developed? Have you heard of fertilizer?

Signed,
Your mercifully quite distant neighbour

YO!! Youse talkin' to ME???!! My BUSHES is GOOD. FVK YOU. Don't look at my bushes you noisy, nosy neighbor.

I spit on your ... shrubs!

Phsasph! (I don't know to spell spit.) I fertilized on your bush.

^^^

:eek:

We're singin' the last high note! (I think?) So chill, Craig.

For the acquaintance of mine who is so religiously intolerant that she'd never let our kids play if she knew...
I'll never tell you what I do on Saturday.

Thanks for listening last night.

I really appreciated being able to talk freely.

I hope you know how much I value our friendship.

quid pro quo?

I wish that lotto ticket you bought me 3 weeks ago had won. I just checked it right now. I would have bought you a little house, and the three of you could stop working. Lord knows I don't need the money, but I wish I had more so I could make things better for you.

P.S.- Don't ever buy me another lotto ticket, why do you think I don't buy them myself?

edit: every second of this is just right.

Indescribably delicious.