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finish this every time and post a new every time for the next person to finish

keep it surreal

every time you see a dog sneeze

every time you see a dog sneeze, there's a draft somewhere in an old man's house


every time a drop of rain falls down the back of your neck....

a tree grows in harlem.

Every time you stub your toe on the fridge grate after midnight

Every time you stub your toe on the fridge grate after midnight a block of ice cries itself to sleep.

Every time it rains cats and dogs

Every time it rains cats and dogs, a seagull goes to heaven.

Every time a cat yawns,

Every time it rains cats and dogs, I step in a poodle.

oh. wait.

Every time a cat yawns another screenplay is rejected.


Every time a dagger goes in a back

Every time a dagger goes in a back someone in Kamtchatka says "potato chip"

Every time a child stumbles

Every time a child stumbles a watched pot begins to boil.

Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal

Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal, someone learns another handy use for their middle finger.

Everytime a baby cries,

every time a baby cries, someone develops lactose intolerance.


every time the song "tiny bubbles" is performed

every time the song "tiny bubbles" is performed a baby cries.


Every time a flower is cut

Every time a flower is cut, an elephant thinks about its tusks.

Every time a hat is dropped

every time a hat is dropped i just love this site! your views are so cool. i agree with y'all!



every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one,

every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one, ground sirloin goes on special.


every time you pick your nose,

every time you pick your nose, the Piracicaba diamond mine in Brazil yields a 14 carat diamond

every time you drop your fork in a restaurant