son of ask a question and answer a new one!
 

why not?

pants

what would you say your greatest source of inspiration is?

well, technically, it wasn't me.

Did you rob a bank or something?

nose drops

what are you putting in your eyes?

peaches, plums and watermealon

What are you giving the bride and groom for their wedding gift?


electric outlet

What's the secret of your gorgeous hair styling?

Found it in the gutter.

Where did you find that lovely Crrrraig Ferrrrguson?

red-handled scissors

Do they know what the murder weapon was?


A bucket of sugar.

What do you use to calm your hyper child down?

soap operas

How do you suggest we teach future generations about the current state of the human race?

ay caramba

Is speedy Gonzales really the fastest mouse in all of Mexico?

Warts

What is your best physical asset?


roses

what did the doctor give you for your allergies?


tap dancer

what's the world's 27,336th oldest profession?


in a cereal box

Where did you find the best ever free toy in the whole, wide world?

Yep, my kid's looking up porn on the internet.