♥flower for bread♥
 

this one makes breadfruit. what does yours do?

:mad: RRARRRRR! :mad:

contacts alien civilizations

eats bees. yum...spicy!

Mine bites. :(

bites back



bones are good calcium source for flowers.

is a source of ecstasy

likes to get together with friends and act artsy

cruelly uses its host for reproduction

leers at every skirt that passes by in flagrant botanical debauchery

heeeEEEEEYYYYYyyyyy! now here's a coincidence. there's a flower growing down in the nearby wetland that looks just like this one! except it's a really vibrant blue/violet. i took a picture with my camera phone the first day i found it, but the shot came out blurry. then it thunderstormed like crazy and the blossoms ended up battered and bruised and i could never get a good shot after that. i've been trying to figure out how to identify it without being able to show a photo.

AND HERE IT IS!

calls the bachelor's button a pansy

It's a passionflower vine. They're mad gorgeous.

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Mine and her friend flaunt their differences. :)

twirls her skirts every chance she gets...

and here is the exact variety! this is fantastic, the need to know has been driving me nuts for the last 2 weeks.

retired from a career posing for unfortunate ulphostery fabric and now lives upstate spending most of its time yelling at the neighbors' kids to get off the effing lawn

Waits.

keeps secrets

sings backup for david bowie.

not as fragile as they look

haunts abandoned greenhouses

Overthrows planets.

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likes to sneak into zero's bedroom window at all times of the day and night

sets trees on fire

^best one so far

:D

Love that stuff. Not the taste, the way it looks.

does the best E.T. impression you'll ever see.

steals jesus's thunder.



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does things differently

stares straight into the sun without batting an eyelid

likes to hang around



great new bread, btw! :)

dead flowers tell no tales

neither do they wear plaid
and at least they don't bite

beryl, you left the gas on...

loves *everybody*

bleeds for no one

control freak

Black-eyed Susan is enantioselective

always winds clockwise towards the sun