hello
 

id like to introduce myself, i am new to this area
hows everyone doing tonight

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Hi, welcome to my little area... come in, sit down, have a coffee.
Or a stiff one, if you prefer. (drink that is, sillynilly)

Make yourself at home, lets see whats on the boob tube.
Can i get you a snack?

No thanks, man im fine. I just ate actually.
Listen, can i ask you a favor?

Yeah man, shoot... im all ears dude

do you think you could toss a shirt on?
i dont mind getting it for you, if you prefer to stay seated

You know what man?
You have some nerve coming into my house and telling me to put a shirt on.

Forget it, ill get it myself.

BRB

thanks bro

ill have that beer now actually

while im up here, im gonna grab a shower
make yourself at home

actually man,
im heading out - ill catch you later, i see you're busy.

:)

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what?!

Here, Open it!

HEY! ANYONE WANT SOMETHING FROM THE FRIDGE?!