Wow. So our Dinzdale is the Dinzdale of Legendary Guns I've heard tell of? I thought it was just a "his name is my name too" kind of thing...

Legendary GNUS!

You people are all sooooo young.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0JH0ZzjefE

Dear Mrs. Jones,


I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.


I work at Home Depot and explained to my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her that we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in the back room. Naturally, several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole, rather, it’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Scarlett Starr (Susan’s mother)

Very cute! Thanks for the laugh, Mo.

yes, that's pretty funny I agree :D

^^^ :D thanks mo, that's a good laugh :D

Today I saw a cockatoo clinging onto a tree in strong winds, it was like this

except that it was a cockatoo
and yelling like a grumpy old man
only louder

"It is easy to overlook this thought that life just is. As humans we are inclined to feel that life must have a point. We have plans and aspirations and desires. We want to take constant advantage of the intoxicating existence we've been endowed with. But what's life to a lichen? Yet its impulse to exist, to be , is every bit as strong as ours-arguably even stronger. If I were told that I had to spend decades being a furry growth on a rock in the woods, I believe I would lose the will to go on. Lichens don't. Like virtually all living things, they will suffer any hardship, endure any insult, for a moment's additions existence. Life, in short just wants to be." ~Bill Bryson

Scarlett Starr, Home Depot's Miss Janurary

^ thank you monkey knife
that'a great one : ) :) : )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgYhLIThTvk

"And in the third act, he has to fight a giant spider"

Just listen to the first 30 seconds to get the gist of the show, then go to 46:30 for a special treat.

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