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Request:
would/could/should someone write a tribute, song, poem, et al... to
the lurker(s)?



here, while you wait

Lurkers!
to the tune of Colonel Bogey’s March

Lurkers! They leave your threads so clean
Lurkers! They’re seldom ever seen
Lurkers! They’re quiet shirkers
‘Cause they live in a world painted gray

Lurkers! They say they’re just too shy
Lurkers! They don’t give reasons why
Lurkers! They’re childish shirkers
‘Cause they rarely come outside to play

Lurkers! They almost never share
Lurkers! They sit and stare and stare
Lurkers! They’re common shirkers
‘Cause they mostly have nothing to say.

Somebody sing me a song...

I've been lurking on a website
All the live-long day
I've been lurking on a website
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the silence growing
Late night or early in the morn
That way I keep my wife from knowing
How much I'm cruising porn.

Candi won't you blow
Brandi won't you blow
Mandi won't you blow that horn
Sandi won't you blow
Randi won't you blow
Andy won't you blow that horn

Someone's on his laptop with Brandi
Someone's on his laptop I know
Someone's on his laptop with Andy
Strummin' on the old banjo.

Singing D I V O R C E
D I V O R C E
D I V O R C E
Strummin' on the old banjo.

Ooookaayyyyy,
Somebody sing me a happy song.:D

I have a very special song that I wrote myself and I always sing it to people when they need to be cheered up. This is my happy song for making people happy:

(To the tune of 'happy birthday')
The world is fvcked
the world is fvcked
the world is completely fvcked up
and we're all going to die.

*sigh*

Nevermind.

Somebody get me a glass of wine.

there's a damn good sangiovese I'd subrogate you a glass of...

lemme see - it even comes in a screw top bottle ;)

carta d'imbarco, tamas estates 2004 - it is fvcking amazing! and cheap, too!

(at least i think it was - I don't usually spend more than $10 on a bottle...)

M'kay..send it via mik, but do remind him not to mix it up with the urine specimen bottle.

A happy song? No fair! You didn't specify any particular type of song! I still get my points for the song, don't I? DON'T I?

Here's a happy song:

Whenas in spandex Julia goes
Then, then (my god!), as cherries pose
On ice cream scoops, each nipple shows.
Next, my eyes, drawn downward, see
Inside its opened pod a pea;
Oh, what those nodes arouse in me!

And for extra points, here's ANOTHER happy song!

Whenas in workboots Julia goes,
With courduroys and flannel clothes,
And studs in lip and ear and nose
Her hair an asymmetric cut
Her walk an unselfconscious strut --
Oh, how I long to pat her butt!

^ :D

^ ditto :D

Of course, but you can only redeem them at Chuck E. Cheese.