World Records No One Wants To Break
 

from CapnWacky.com


World's biggest disappointment.

Most amount of Guiness vomited in a single evening.

Most papercuts on tongue.

Longest crying jag.

Most motor oil in blood stream.

Most bran flakes up nose.

Weirdest intestine.

Most prescriptions.

Dances most like a librarian.

Most tarantulas in pants.

Sitting next to drunkest driver.

Glibbest.

Least special and/or record-worthy.

Most like a tomato.

Least likely to ever have a girlfriend ever. Or even a pet. Or a well made sandwich.

Most distended hernia.

Longest time in a headlock.

Lowest blood sugar.

Most lutefisk eaten in one sitting.

Biggest tapeworm.

Most simultaneous skin irritations.

Largest single surge vomit, by weight.

Largest single surge vomit, by volume.

Longest period spent living with mother.

Most words spelled.

Most criminal negligence charges dodged.

Largest throat.

Deepest hole in backyard.

Most threatening letters sent to the Times.

Most dog poop scooped.

Most winning lotto tickets lost.

Most vertebrae fused.

Loudest birth.

Most bar fights started over the lyrics of Bob Dylan songs.

Most viewings of Ishtar.

Most failed attempts at breaking a Guinness World Record.

Strongest ties to overbearing Ethnic mother.

Longest hair (singular).
Worst.

This thread was inspired by MB and is dedicated to BP and others like her that need a little funny/ silly/ goofy/ gross in their lives.

Most dislocated bones.

Largest body surface area covered in scabs.

Highest density of pimples on skin.

Most profuse sweater.

longest wait for a bulletin.zefrank.com page load

thanks for this thread, l'az. :D

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longest "dry spell"

noisiest colleagues

Largest collection of genital warts.

biggest tooth

biggest number of nipples

most plastic kitchen utensils inadvertently melted in a single evening

Hairiest nostrils

Most pus from single pimple

cheesiest body odor

most friends alienated