you are now sighing over people who have nothing better to do with their time than post spam to a perfectly nice bulletin board.

you are now sitting with a towel wrapped around you post-shower procrastinating getting ready for work.

you are now experiencing technical difficulties

you are now hiring

you are now reading a thread written in second person

you are now reconsidering your use of colloquialism

you are now wondering whether you are really doing what this statement tells you to do.

you are now incapable of consistently asserting the truth of this statement. ;)

you are now, as you write this sentence, having doubts over whether it is actually referring to you

you are now you

you are now more than ever

you are now forgetting what y...

wha?

you are now me, and i am now you.

can't you tell?

you are now so vain, you probably think this sentence is about you.

You are now wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.