Let me tell you where Hitler went wrong...
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Have you taken Jesus into your heart?
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...and God Bless George Bush for sending our ignorant poor youth over to fight for our freedom, Amen. Pass the Grey Poupon.
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Yes, it was hard to belive, but according to the recipe book the pig was to be cooked on a spit. But of course one spit was a tiny amount, so I called the neighbours and... why are you looking at me like that?
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Let's play rearrange letters!
ysapur eschomuw acehmoprssuuwy wussy pace humor |
...and have you heard they discovered a tiny, foul-smelling warthog-like creature that's been hiding from people for centuries on account of being so ugly they'd turn into stone upon seeing it?
No way! Yes, its discoverer approached it with a mirror, looking only at its reflection in it and thus was able to capture it. You're kidding, history seems to repeat itself... He wanted to name it YsaPur Es Chomuw. What the hell is that?!? I won't tell you :p , but they named it after its discoverer anyway. So what's it named? A Marcus Baleusensis, I think. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Stop talking like that when I'm eating! |
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* Meaning professional scum, which could go in the Most Unlikey Jobs thread, too. |
Thinking we need an anagram thread...
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*in the voice of Church Lady* Hmmm, well that's an "interesting" coincidence. |
* solemn voice of a Priest* Nomen est omen.
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*high pitched voice of a castrati* Dictum sapienti sat est.
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yeh i agree lol
ME TOO!!:D same here EXAACTLY!! this is great |
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