Ever hear of Poop Art? Poop Art. Come on, it was all over the cable teevee. Poop Art! Well, my Uncle Shirley invented it. (Mm, ya wanna pass those refried beans there?)

Not to worry, it's supposed to be in there, for texture. It's Chunky Fly Soup.

It took a lot of free candy for the neighborhood kids to live down the sexual offender notice after I got out of jail.

Speaking of mushrooms, did I tell you about my latest bout of fungal infection?

Meiosis, that's when ... well, let me use these mashed potatoes and this gravy to illustrate.

Oh, thanks very much, the potatoes did come out well didn't they. You know, funny story, I learned to mash potatoes from the movie Animal House, the diner scene, Belushi...the zit...hahaha.

And when we finally back-hoed the septic tank open, there was her body, floating on top.

Oh... you made the bechamel with wheat flour instead of corn starch? Well, this evening's about to get a *lot* more interesting.

Then I thought some anime would help get us in the mood, but apparently, I WAS WRONG! AGAIN!

What have you been posting on the Ze Frank Message Board ?

Allow me to introduce my good friend MoJoRiSin.

sorry about the bleach smell. the stain came out great, though.